L. Ron Hubbard - A Profile

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[a parody of L. Ron Hubbard, by Roland Rashleigh-Berry. July 2004]

L. Ron Hubbard was a man of many talents. His belief was that we are all capable of a great many things, except that something stops us from displaying this ability. However, through his discovery of Scientology* and its process known as "auditing", a person uncovers the abilities they inherently possess and are able to display those abilities. He described it as "making the able more able". Listen then, to Ron, in his very own words, imparting wisdom to his followers about the many roles he was able to assume in life:

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The first time I arrived and the moment of the implant To Forget was dated at 43,891,832,611,177 years, 344 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds from 10:02=BD PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963. The second series was dated to the moment of the implant To Forget as 42,681,459,477,315 years, 132 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes and 15 seconds from 11:02=BD PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963.

Ron knew how long years and days were before the the Earth and Sun were even created ... Now that is impressive.