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Jump
27th February 2011, 07:44 AM
Church of Scientology lies about Tom Cruise re. NASA, fraudulently stating that Tom Cruise is behind NASA's online glossary. NASA has denied this: "Neither Tom Cruise nor scientology had anything to do with the glossary. That's all ours." helios.gsfc.nasa.gov ... Tom Cruise NASA "Study Tech"

Dear Lurker,
Don't let this small fraudulent misquote for self-aggrandizement distract you from the main issues: slavery, embezzlement, human trafficking, coersive mind-control etc that this evil cult are so up to their armpits in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEvhdRmW58

Mystic
27th February 2011, 08:28 AM
Thank you, NASA, for clearing that up.

degraded being
27th February 2011, 09:05 AM
Daymn! Reality's mess'n with muh BTs agin!

SchwimmelPuckel
27th February 2011, 09:20 AM
http://helios.gsfc.nasa.gov/qa_mis.html : Bunch of Q&A's on the page. #27 is the one about scientology and Cruise.

The note is not on the actual glossary anymore..

:yes:

Thrak
27th February 2011, 09:27 AM
Amazing really and thanks NASA for setting the record straight and bursting poor Tom's bubble! I mean these guys designed built rockets that have gone to the moon and every planet in the solar system and TC is dumb enough to believe that making some little glossary was beyond their capabilities.

Hip, hip her-bullshit!

AngeloV
27th February 2011, 01:34 PM
Tom Cruise and arrogance go together like sh*t and stink.

What will he say next, that he created the internets? :D

TG1
27th February 2011, 02:25 PM
I wouldn't have thought it needed to be said: Scientology did not invent glossaries.

lexluthorxx
27th February 2011, 03:36 PM
Church of Scientology lies about Tom Cruise re. NASA, fraudulently stating that Tom Cruise is behind NASA's online glossary. NASA has denied this: "Neither Tom Cruise nor scientology had anything to do with the glossary. That's all ours." helios.gsfc.nasa.gov ... Tom Cruise NASA "Study Tech"

Dear Lurker,
Don't let this small fraudulent misquote for self-aggrandizement distract you from the main issues: slavery, embezzlement, human trafficking, coersive mind-control etc that this evil cult are so up to their armpits in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kEvhdRmW58

Well its obvious NASA is communist, SP, homosexual, deviant...hmm am i forgetting anything else?

ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
27th February 2011, 03:44 PM
Tom Cruise and arrogance go together like sh*t and stink.

What will he say next, that he created the internets? :D

More like Scientology and Batshit Crazy go together like sh*t and stink.

Remember when the cult was claiming the fall of the Soviet Union was due to the release of OT8

GreyWolf
27th February 2011, 04:29 PM
So they tried stealing something right under NASA's nose. That's ballsy.

ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
27th February 2011, 04:40 PM
So they tried stealing something right under NASA's nose. That's ballsy.

To be ballsy you need to have the intellectual capacity to actually know what you are doing takes balls.

Tom Cruise is just a garden variety delusional moron.

Tom Cruise would have no problem getting up in front of a room full of experts in any field and lecturing them about subjects in their particular field which he absolutely knows nothing about.

Freeminds
27th February 2011, 06:56 PM
You'd have thought NASA would have the good sense to be a little bit more grateful. After all, LRH was responsible for starting the Space Program back in the 1940s -- or so the Pasadena Idle Morgue people were claiming (http://forums.whyweprotest.net/threads/lrh-sparked-americas-space-program-at-cal-tech-in-1940s-lol.69112/) back in December.

Like Adolf Hitler, Scientology appears to subscribe to the "big lie" theory.

HelluvaHoax!
27th February 2011, 07:11 PM
To be ballsy you need to have the intellectual capacity to actually know what you are doing takes balls. Tom Cruise is just a garden variety delusional moron.
Tom Cruise would have no problem getting up in front of a room full of experts in any field and lecturing them about subjects in their particular field which he absolutely knows nothing about.

OT'S CELEBS GONE WILD

We join Tom Cruise as he lectures NASA's top scientists about space travel technology....


http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-gossip/files/2008/01/tom_cruise_scientologist.jpg

TOM CRUISE
Scientologists are the authorities on space travel.
Because Scientologists are the authorities on space.
Because space is a viewpoint of dimension.
(audience members groan)
Because Ron discovered the definition of space.
(scientists begin stirring restlessly)
So...whadya say, are we gonna clean up your MU's?
(they begin to stand and leave)
Hey! I know the history of space. You don't!
(Cruise appeals to the remaining few)
I consider it a privilege to be spaced out.

freethinker
27th February 2011, 07:23 PM
I remember that, didn't they claim that every war on the planet stopped because of that as well?
More like Scientology and Batshit Crazy go together like sh*t and stink.

Remember when the cult was claiming the fall of the Soviet Union was due to the release of OT8

Sindy
27th February 2011, 07:39 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5TLcwtvueiI4o9MhSU678BJxWghc6-g54gOi_H57nGT0NTgtpOghttp://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/050624/tdy_lauer_tomcruise_050623.300w.jpg


"Neil, you're glib, you're glib."

HelluvaHoax!
27th February 2011, 07:44 PM
http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT5TLcwtvueiI4o9MhSU678BJxWghc6-g54gOi_H57nGT0NTgtpOghttp://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Video/050624/tdy_lauer_tomcruise_050623.300w.jpg


"Neil, you're glib, you're glib."




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HolyHell that was hilarious!
(I am the one that fell out of my assigned seating)

anonomog
27th February 2011, 08:08 PM
God help him when he finally wakes up. If he isn't already starting to.
When he finally sees and hears himself as others do. Ugh. Cringe.

Reality checks suck when you are Joe Soap, I can't imagine a reality check meltdown in front of the world.

His best bet would be to do a Jason Beghe. Turn the focus on the evil church and commit to giving some assistance to those still.
I don't think he can do it. Its too much of a rush to see self as the only one who can...

NonScio
27th February 2011, 08:08 PM
Bagdhad Bob, move over! Make room for L.A. Tom and his Starship Cruisers!

AnonyMary
28th February 2011, 02:04 AM
You'd have thought NASA would have the good sense to be a little bit more grateful. After all, LRH was responsible for starting the Space Program back in the 1940s -- or so the Pasadena Idle Morgue people were claiming (http://forums.whyweprotest.net/threads/lrh-sparked-americas-space-program-at-cal-tech-in-1940s-lol.69112/) back in December.

Like Adolf Hitler, Scientology appears to subscribe to the "big lie" theory.

:thumbsup:

ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
28th February 2011, 02:59 AM
Bagdhad Bob, move over! Make room for L.A. Tom and his Starship Cruisers!

Baghdad Bob was a month piece like Tommy Davis, they lie as a profession and know they are lying, Tom Cruise on the other hand is batshit crazy enough to actually believe what he is saying. He's well on his way to ending up insane just like L Ron Hubbard and Bill Robertson did.

HelluvaHoax!
28th February 2011, 04:43 AM
Baghdad Bob was a month piece like Tommy Davis, they lie as a profession and know they are lying, Tom Cruise on the other hand is batshit crazy enough to actually believe what he is saying. He's well on his way to ending up insane just like L Ron Hubbard and Bill Robertson did.

Yeah the clan has a bit of a history of mental illness and other "issues", doesn't it?


Hubbard: insane, criminal on the run, dead.

Quentin: insane, suicide.

Mary Sue: criminal, federal prison, dead.

Captain Bill: insane, dead.

COB: insane, criminal...

TOM CRUISE: apprenticing under all of the above..........

Panda Termint
28th February 2011, 05:43 AM
Well its obvious NASA is communist, SP, homosexual, deviant...hmm am i forgetting anything else?
You forgot "Hater" but... never mind. :carryon:

Thrak
28th February 2011, 05:44 AM
Yeah the clan has a bit of a history of mental illness and other "issues", doesn't it?


Hubbard: insane, criminal on the run, dead.

Quentin: insane, suicide.

Mary Sue: criminal, federal prison, dead.

Captain Bill: insane, dead.

COB: insane, criminal...

TOM CRUISE: apprenticing under all of the above..........

Yeah not exactly the best crew to try to be like.

Jump
28th February 2011, 01:29 PM
Yeah the clan has a bit of a history of mental illness and other "issues", doesn't it?


Hubbard: insane, criminal on the run, dead.

Quentin: insane, suicide.

Mary Sue: criminal, federal prison, dead.

Captain Bill: insane, dead.

COB: insane, criminal...

TOM CRUISE: apprenticing under all of the above..........

ONE MORE AND THEY GOT A SHUTTLE CREW!!


http://www.forum.exscn.net/picture.php?albumid=104&pictureid=1483

AngeloV
28th February 2011, 03:04 PM
For years Tom has tried to get NASA to build a rocket ship that looks exactly like a DC-8, which as we all know can travel across the galaxy. But would they listen? Nooooooo. Stupid scientists.

HelluvaHoax!
28th February 2011, 05:16 PM
Yeah not exactly the best crew to try to be like.

Yeah, exactly!

Can you imagine if Tom Cruise really was a Grade 0 "communications release" and could talk about anything with anyone...

And what would happen if you actually ASKED him questions like if he thought Ron Hubbard had causatively left his body to go into space to research. Or what he thought about Ron trying to get Paulette Cooper falsely sent to prison and to commit suicide. Or if he thought it was greatest good that Mary Sue went to prison for Ron's crime spree.

Can you just imagine that video?

Somehow, I don't think that Tom has that ability to talk about anything.

NonScio
28th February 2011, 05:28 PM
For years Tom has tried to get NASA to build a rocket ship that looks exactly like a DC-8, which as we all know can travel across the galaxy. But would they listen? Nooooooo. Stupid scientists.

Oh, but take a look at the DC-8 and take a look at the Shuttle.
All it takes is a bit of imagination to see it. Take the DC-8 wings
and squeeze them lengthwise to about half, broaden the
now stubby wings. Shorten the fuselage and fatten it up.
Plain as the nose on your face. No doubt about it...the Shuttle
was inspired by Hubbard-Miscaviage-Cruise tech! Maybe that's
where the cult is getting all their money...royalties from Nasa..
royalties paid out of the black budget.

Jump
2nd March 2011, 02:22 PM
Oh, but take a look at the DC-8 and take a look at the Shuttle.
All it takes is a bit of imagination to see it. Take the DC-8 wings
and squeeze them lengthwise to about half, broaden the
now stubby wings. Shorten the fuselage and fatten it up.
Plain as the nose on your face. No doubt about it...the Shuttle
was inspired by Hubbard-Miscaviage-Cruise tech! Maybe that's
where the cult is getting all their money...royalties from Nasa..
royalties paid out of the black budget.

hmm . . . the ideal orgs, the funds, the GFC . . . its all making sense !

:roflmao:

Arthur Dent
2nd March 2011, 03:30 PM
God help him when he finally wakes up. If he isn't already starting to.
When he finally sees and hears himself as others do. Ugh. Cringe.

Reality checks suck when you are Joe Soap, I can't imagine a reality check meltdown in front of the world.

His best bet would be to do a Jason Beghe. Turn the focus on the evil church and commit to giving some assistance to those still.
I don't think he can do it. Its too much of a rush to see self as the only one who can...


I don't think Tom is smart enough to leave! He probably actually believes it will jeopardize his sisters' bridge progress or Katie's. He is a dumb fuck and looks more and more like a jackass and cannot see it at all. Is there no one in his life that is kind enough to tell him this and give him good advice??

Ugh. Cringe indeed! He's gonna hate being him!

OHTEEATE
3rd March 2011, 03:16 AM
TC+DM= not quite bright. Nobody thinks they are smart like the not quite bright do. Dumbass doesn't begin to cover it. They lock onto something, memorize some facts, consider themselves now an "expert" after fact memorization, and spew on prompting, thus demonstrating brilliance. When the fully aware and really bright person they are talking to does not at once shower them with approval for their brilliance, they pout. Then they distance themselves from and attempt to punish the bright person. DM is a high school drop out, dumbass, in way over his head. He handles being a dumb ass by threats and violence. Tom Cruise is a toy obsessed dumb ass who is good looking and smiles nicely. Not quite bright is really not very interesting once you see it for what it is. Dumb.

Free to shine
3rd March 2011, 05:57 AM
For years Tom has tried to get NASA to build a rocket ship that looks exactly like a DC-8, which as we all know can travel across the galaxy. But would they listen? Nooooooo. Stupid scientists.

:hysterical::laugh::dieslaughing:

I was thinking the same thing!

Jump
3rd March 2011, 09:54 AM
The thing NASA made to go furthest is Voyager-1 which has got a little way out of our solar system. It's messages take 36 hours to reach earth - compare that to 8 minutes from the sun's distance - nearly 300x further than that.
http://members.optushome.com.au/vk6ysf/vk6ysf/Images/cosmic17.jpg

Hubbard's inter-galactic DC-8 spacecraft is a bit different. Maybe OT-IX will have the rundown to fix that?
http://www.doraplane.com/index_files/image11081.jpg

The electronic ribbon used to trap the dead thetan spirits . . . well, he was nearly right on that one.
http://thehorseshop.com.au/store/images/Victor_FlyCatcherRibbon4.gif

Jachs
4th March 2011, 09:29 AM
On May 25, 1961, President Kennedy, in a momentous speech before the United States Congress, urged America to put a man on the moon before the decade was out. It took Hubbard a little while to jump on the bandwagon. His letter to President Kennedy began:

In the early '40s a lonely letter wandered into the White House, uninvited, unannounced. It was brief. It was factual, and it gave America the deciding edge in arms superiority. Its subject was the atom bomb and its signature was Professor Albert Einstein .... This is another such letter.

Hubbard offered his mental "technology" to the President to assist in the Space Program. He repeated his usual tale about Russian interest in his work, saying he had been offered Pavlov's laboratory in 1938. He said Scientology "conditioning" would increase the IQ and "body skills" of astronauts, and that "the perception of a pilot or Astronaut can be increased far beyond normal human range and stamina and be brought to an astonishing level, not hitherto attainable in a human being."

The "conditioning" was to cost $25 per hour. Hubbard ended with an admonition to President Kennedy: "Such an office as yours receives a flood of letters from fakes, crackpots and would-be wonderworkers. This is not such a letter .... If that earlier letter from Einstein had been filed away, we would have lost our all in the following twenty years. Is this such a letter?"

Hubbard did not receive a reply from the President. On January 4, 1963, however, the Food and Drug Administration raided the Washington Church, and Hubbard felt this constituted an indirect response.

http://www.xenu.net/archive/books/apobs/bs3-7.htm

Jump
4th March 2011, 10:20 AM
He said Scientology "conditioning" would increase the IQ and "body skills" of astronauts, and that "the perception of a pilot or Astronaut can be increased far beyond normal human range and stamina and be brought to an astonishing level, not hitherto attainable in a human being."[/url]

The old coote was always searching for a market

Jump
4th March 2011, 10:34 AM
On May 25, 1961, President Kennedy, in a momentous speech before the United States Congress, urged America to put a man on the moon before the decade was out. It took Hubbard a little while to jump on the bandwagon.

By the late 60s, NASA was set to colonise the planets and trips to the moon would be like a bus trip to Chicago.

I see Scientology as a lingering product of the cold war. The Berlin Wall is gone, the 'Space Race' is gone (the shuttle only goes 400km up) , nuclear weapons never got much of a run, even 'the Russians' had to be replaced by 'terrorists', 'remote viewing' is just flakey.

NASA gets it and morphed itself into a science bureau . . . Cruise is still caught up in 'Clearing the Planet' and appeasing intergalactic warlords.

boogalooshrimp74
18th July 2012, 01:14 PM
More like Scientology and Batshit Crazy go together like sh*t and stink.

Remember when the cult was claiming the fall of the Soviet Union was due to the release of OT8


You're kidding right?

ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn
18th July 2012, 01:58 PM
You're kidding right?

Nope, according to Hubbard's Cult, The release of OT8 caused the Berlin Wall to come crashing down

There's a discussion about it on Leaving Scientology

http://leavingscientology.wordpress.com/2010/08/07/do-you-believe-in-magic/

Jump
29th December 2012, 10:38 AM
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The video in the OP got yoinked, this is a mirror. It highlights the lie that Tom Cruise invented the glossary on the NASA website...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C46cbD42sew

Commander Birdsong
30th December 2012, 12:29 AM
Well its obvious NASA is communist, SP, homosexual, deviant...hmm am i forgetting anything else?

fascist, pedagogic, fraudulent, paranoid, and suffering rom a hairlip

also, the word "nasa" in hebrew means "go up" so it's obviously a front for the international jewish conspiracy