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Lohan2008
7th October 2011, 10:45 AM
http://aww.ninemsn.com.au/glance/194138/tom-cruises-most-embarrassing-moments.glance

Tom Cruise stunned onlookers last weekend when he took part in an impromptu dance-off at his friend's wedding - but it's not the first time he's embarrassed himself in public.

The 49-year-old actor is famous for his questionable public behavior and never seems embarrassed by the mortifying things he does.

From the infamous "couch jumping" incident on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2005, to accidentally farting on live TV in 2008, Tom can't seem to stop humiliating himself

Tom professes his love for Katie Holmes to Oprah in 2005.
A pirated video of Tom rambling about his love of Scientology became a viral hit in 2008.
Tom dancing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards.
Tom laughed so hard he farted on Late Night with David Letterman in 2008.
Tom hams it up as rocker Stacee Jaxx in upcoming movie Rock of Ages.
Tom during his dance-off at producer David Ellison's wedding.
Tom kept speaking through two attempts to get him offstage at the 2007 Bambi awards.
Tom lost his temper during a 60 Minutes interview with Peter Overton in 2005.
Tom criticised Brooke Shields' use of anti-depressants in 2005
Tom later exploded when US Today show host Matt Lauer brought up Shields in an interview
Cruise busts a move on wedding dance floor

Jump
7th October 2011, 11:08 AM
http://aww.ninemsn.com.au/glance/194138/tom-cruises-most-embarrassing-moments.glance

Tom Cruise stunned onlookers last weekend when he took part in an impromptu dance-off at his friend's wedding - but it's not the first time he's embarrassed himself in public.

The 49-year-old actor is famous for his questionable public behavior and never seems embarrassed by the mortifying things he does.

From the infamous "couch jumping" incident on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2005, to accidentally farting on live TV in 2008, Tom can't seem to stop humiliating himself

Tom professes his love for Katie Holmes to Oprah in 2005.
A pirated video of Tom rambling about his love of Scientology became a viral hit in 2008.
Tom dancing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards.
Tom laughed so hard he farted on Late Night with David Letterman in 2008.
Tom hams it up as rocker Stacee Jaxx in upcoming movie Rock of Ages.
Tom during his dance-off at producer David Ellison's wedding.
Tom kept speaking through two attempts to get him offstage at the 2007 Bambi awards.
Tom lost his temper during a 60 Minutes interview with Peter Overton in 2005.
Tom criticised Brooke Shields' use of anti-depressants in 2005
Tom later exploded when US Today show host Matt Lauer brought up Shields in an interview
Cruise busts a move on wedding dance floor

Tom accepts so-called 'Medal of Valour' award
Tom says he helped NASA with its glossary-of-terms
Tom allegedly gets a cult to find him a suitable wife
Tom allegedly accepts inurement in gifts from a 501c cult


Edit: Was there photographic evidence and first-hand testimony of the inurement?

Royal Prince Xenu
7th October 2011, 01:43 PM
Mission Embarrassment 1, 2, & 3

Infinite
7th October 2011, 02:51 PM
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Smilla
7th October 2011, 03:03 PM
Silly little Fisher-Price man.

elwood
7th October 2011, 03:07 PM
Tom accepts so-called 'Medal of Valour' award
Tom says he helped NASA with its glossary-of-terms
Tom allegedly gets a cult to find him a suitable wife
Tom allegedly accepts inurement in gifts from a 501c cult


Edit: Was there photographic evidence and first-hand testimony of the inurement?

Yes, there is.

SchwimmelPuckel
7th October 2011, 03:10 PM
<snip>
Tom laughed so hard he farted on Late Night with David Letterman in 2008.
<snip>
Is that so?
http://youtu.be/Tu3t_sd0ac8
:biggrin:

Rene Descartes
7th October 2011, 03:43 PM
http://aww.ninemsn.com.au/glance/194138/tom-cruises-most-embarrassing-moments.glance

Tom Cruise stunned onlookers last weekend when he took part in an impromptu dance-off at his friend's wedding - but it's not the first time he's embarrassed himself in public.

The 49-year-old actor is famous for his questionable public behavior and never seems embarrassed by the mortifying things he does.

From the infamous "couch jumping" incident on The Oprah Winfrey Show in 2005, to accidentally farting on live TV in 2008, Tom can't seem to stop humiliating himself

Tom professes his love for Katie Holmes to Oprah in 2005.
A pirated video of Tom rambling about his love of Scientology became a viral hit in 2008.
Tom dancing with Jennifer Lopez at the 2010 MTV Movie Awards.
Tom laughed so hard he farted on Late Night with David Letterman in 2008.
Tom hams it up as rocker Stacee Jaxx in upcoming movie Rock of Ages.
Tom during his dance-off at producer David Ellison's wedding.
Tom kept speaking through two attempts to get him offstage at the 2007 Bambi awards.
Tom lost his temper during a 60 Minutes interview with Peter Overton in 2005.
Tom criticised Brooke Shields' use of anti-depressants in 2005
Tom later exploded when US Today show host Matt Lauer brought up Shields in an interview
Cruise busts a move on wedding dance floor

He farted on TV?

Damn!

While laughing hard?

Wow, if you think about it that means that he must have been holding it in for some time sitting there in that chair.

Rd00

Captain Koolaid
7th October 2011, 05:51 PM
Farting on TV is not very OT, that's what wogs do. Maybe Tom Cruise hasn't made it to OT8 yet because he's constantly farting during auditing sessions? Too much barley formula, methinks.

guanoloco
7th October 2011, 11:14 PM
I like the one where he's being interviewed in England or someplace and this skit TV program uses a fake microphone and squirts him with water.

He starts laughing and you're thinking it's going to be a fun roll with the punches thing and he grips the microphone and starts ass chewing the guy. He brings the whole moment down to a classic Scientology tone level of punishing bodies, etc.

Great stuff!

smartone
8th October 2011, 01:28 AM
Was he really farting? No-one farts that much surely! I reckon old Letterman had one of those fart sounding machines under his desk or something.

The Anabaptist Jacques
8th October 2011, 01:37 AM
Was he really farting? No-one farts that much surely! I reckon old Letterman had one of those fart sounding machines under his desk or something.

You shouldn't make fun of someone who has a farting problem.

Flatulance is nothing to sniff at.

The Anabaptist Jacques

degraded being
8th October 2011, 03:32 AM
You shouldn't make fun of someone who has a farting problem.

Flatulance is nothing to sniff at.

The Anabaptist Jacques

"..You shouldn't make fun of someone who has a farting problem..."

Could cause quite a stink

Sassy
8th October 2011, 05:05 AM
I enjoyed the video of him dancing at the wedding, no kidding. Looks like he was having a good time & actually acting like a normal person. Good for him.

Miss Pert
8th October 2011, 06:26 AM
I enjoyed the video of him dancing at the wedding, no kidding. Looks like he was having a good time & actually acting like a normal person. Good for him.

I agree! :thumbsup:

Royal Prince Xenu
8th October 2011, 01:52 PM
Is that so?
http://youtu.be/Tu3t_sd0ac8
:biggrin:

Firstly, I think they're fake farts.
Secondly, I think fart humor best reflects the tone of Letterman on a "good" day.

SchwimmelPuckel
8th October 2011, 04:30 PM
Firstly, I think they're fake farts.
Secondly, I think fart humor best reflects the tone of Letterman on a "good" day.Yeh.. They're fake farts.. The juvenile delinquent who made ths edit of the footage and uploded it, is making a multiple repeating thunderous fart joke of it.

What may have happened is that the cruisemeister let one slip on live camera.. Just one..

That's what the earlier post would seem to indicate.. I never heard about that btw?

What I did hear about was the fart at Bendler Block! - During the shooting of 'Operation Valkyrie', the Cruisemeister had a sort of PR problem with 'Germany'.. He wanted to handle that by staging an event in honour of Von Stauffenberg, who was execuyted at the Bendler Block, a big historic building in Berlin(?). - So.. All the film crew was assembled and german VIP's...

And someone snook out a real stinker!

The farter was never found.. Rumour has it that the Cruisemeister was furious and wanted heim found, fired and thrown to the vions!

:yes:

guanoloco
8th October 2011, 06:28 PM
Yeh.. They're fake farts.. The juvenile delinquent who made ths edit of the footage and uploded it, is making a multiple repeating thunderous fart joke of it.

What may have happened is that the cruisemeister let one slip on live camera.. Just one..

That's what the earlier post would seem to indicate.. I never heard about that btw?

What I did hear about was the fart at Bendler Block! - During the shooting of 'Operation Valkyrie', the Cruisemeister had a sort of PR problem with 'Germany'.. He wanted to handle that by staging an event in honour of Von Stauffenberg, who was execuyted at the Bendler Block, a big historic building in Berlin(?). - So.. All the film crew was assembled and german VIP's...

And someone snook out a real stinker!

The farter was never found.. Rumour has it that the Cruisemeister was furious and wanted heim found, fired and thrown to the vions!

:yes:

Funny he just didn't have the offender shot...once caught, that is.