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J. Swift
19th October 2011, 09:23 PM
The new IAS slogan is "All Forces Unite."

What are the forces?

Where will they unite?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/scienowriter/AllForcesUnite.jpg

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Sindy
19th October 2011, 09:30 PM
The new IAS slogan is "All Forces Unite."

What are the forces?

Where will they unite?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/scienowriter/AllForcesUnite.jpg

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That might as well have been the one from last year and the year before that and the year before that, and so on and so on. They are so uncreative.

They should have said, "IAS: All Horses Unite" as it looks like they're down to just one now. The other ones are clearly blowing. :coolwink:

Dulloldfart
19th October 2011, 09:33 PM
Hideous poster! (Not you, J. Swift)

I guess it looks better in the full-size holographic original, if that's what it is.

October 28 is a Thursday. Isn't that a weird day for an event?
EDIT: Oh. It's the 22nd, a Saturday. Never mind.

Paul

HelluvaHoax!
19th October 2011, 10:21 PM
...

The poor little cult of Scientology.

Waging an inconceivably vast intergalactic war over trillions of years, all by itself.

It's so unfair and so unjust that a small and dwindling handful of loyal officers are trapped within the universe's trenches, in a bloody man-a-mano pitched battle against armies evil implanters, psychs and those defiant degenerates who refuse to give all their money to the cult.

This event will change all that.

New campaign for the IAS...



WE ARE THE IAS
Not you. We are the IAS.
You? Your eternity is ruined, cocksucker.
So, give us your fucking money & we'll handle this shit!
When you get your next paycheck. . .We Come Back.



ps: Anybody who has ever been in Scientology and does not believe the above is now and has always been "Command Intention" has not yet left the theme park known as ScientologyWorld.

Freeminds
19th October 2011, 10:46 PM
I can't believe I polluted my eyeballs with that truly awful graphic. What a waste of photons!

Wog cognition:

Scientology is something to do with horses. The poster implies that it might involve playing polo, only with flags or torches.

If it's any kind of 'religion' at all, then it must involve Athena, the goddess of crap posters. Possibly also Phubar, the god of abused fonts and typefaces.

Smilla
19th October 2011, 10:47 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L1Pmg3BxCCM

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Krautfag
20th October 2011, 01:39 AM
The new IAS slogan is "All Forces Unite."

What are the forces?

Where will they unite?

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/scienowriter/AllForcesUnite.jpg

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Whoever made that poster should be whipped, for raping any thinkable standard of publishing. Terrible. A complete violation of all what is good and just in graphics. This looks like a 5 year old with photoshop.

Dave, seriously, if you are that low on personnel, goto WWP and ask for help on graphics. Somebody might even be willing to do it, just to prevent further accidents like that.

J. Swift
20th October 2011, 02:52 AM
The IAS concept might possibly work elsewhere:

http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n196/scienowriter/11.png

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Jachs
20th October 2011, 03:24 AM
The guy on the horse , i wonder if that was the defiant photo shoot the gay pope dispersed with his Special powers?

Free to shine
20th October 2011, 03:50 AM
What's that symbol on the torch? :confused2:

Jachs
20th October 2011, 04:32 AM
cobs hat he wears to bed.

NoName
20th October 2011, 06:15 AM
I could mock up a better poster by postulating it.

Although, I guess the poster jokes are getting old. One could even say, I'm beating a dead horse!!!!

:hysterical::hysterical::hysterical::hysterical:

:deadhorse:

Thrak
20th October 2011, 12:33 PM
More of the same from the International Association of Stupid - or is it Suckers? Either works.

c-orgy
27th October 2011, 01:27 AM
I got the same flyer a few weeks back and as I dropped it into the trash outside my house, I made an observation...

The thickness and quality of paper ,as well as the quality of print was MUCH LOWER than other IAS promo pieces that I have seen...

Lower income = less money for promo

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