Hey Hoaxy......a tad battery? I like that...
AUDITOR
You seem to be a tad battery there, sir? Do you have similar overts
of your own?
lol lol lol lolHey Hoaxy......a tad battery? I like that.
Does that mean he was a little charged up?
Yeah, I too can't understand why in the f***ing world you HH didn't walk out at the precise moment you heard of XenuHolyHell, why in the f***king world did I not stand up, laugh loudly and walk out at the precise moment I first heard Hubbard's "eternal battery" xenu whopper? Was I super-stupid? HELL YEAHHHHH! LOL
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I've beat up myself about this a lot . . . because I'm basically a very smart person,HolyHell, why in the f***king world did I not stand up, laugh loudly and walk out at the precise moment I first heard Hubbard's "eternal battery" xenu whopper? Was I super-stupid? HELL YEAHHHHH! LOL
Scientology???????????????????????????????????????????????????????/ Give me a fucking break
Interesting and fun to read that!I've beat up myself about this a lot . . . because I'm basically a very smart person,
and how could this have happened?
All I can think of is decades ago -- before the Internet -- we were all living in a societal
"dark ages" of sorts. I remember going to the library to look through newspapers
(on microfiche) from distant cities to confirm things I was hearing about Hubbard
and Scientology. Wow, how antiquated. It was just so hard to see and understand
events outside one's own local neighborhood.
Centuries ago, I would have been one of the Christians who believed in the power of
indulgences and would have given all the gold coins I could scrounge up to Rome, as
a way of possibly avoiding divine punishments for all my sins -- real or imagined.
Then when Martin Luther plastered his Ninety-five Theses on the door of All Saints
Church in his local town, I would have probably joined his "squirrel" movement
with new-found enthusiasm. Then, as I got much older, lived a lot more life and
saw much more life, I probably would have chucked it all and joined an "ex group,"
writing my screeds with the ink and paper of the day.
Maybe the stupidity of youth and wisdom of older age is just an unavoidable aspect
of the human condition.
All I can come up with.
That's the difference between a scientologist who believes what he's told that he'll freak out vs. my wog sister who saw the movie and laughed at how hilarious it was.I was living at the Manor at the time that we were told not to go see the Exorcist. A guy living upstairs (over my room) went to see the movie....came home and tried to jump out his third floor window. His roommate stopped him and he was on baby watch for the next 3 days. Scared the hell out of me.....I could hear what was going on upstairs....he was flipped out and very noisy for a while.
I was going to write that we had known the same super ethical guy..Au contraire mon ami . . .
I know a full OT7 husband who had one-time trysts with
7-8 different women, all while making occasional trips to Flag.
Successfully hid it from his wife for a decade before being
found out and forced reveal it all.
I'd say that's a "superpower" of sorts. Most people can't get
away with infidelity for that long.
That said, he was probably assisted by the blind faith of his
true-believer wife about the invincibility of the tech and the
utter impossibility of something like this ever happening.
Oh, well.
Don't ask me how I know all this.
LOLYeah, I too can't understand why in the f***ing world you HH didn't walk out at the precise moment you heard of Xenu
Come on
So disapointing!
We all know why we say : NO to any doubt about attestin and YES to wanting other to have similar gainsNominated for two (2) of the Top 100 Stupid Moments in Scientology. . .
When the the PC/OT has just finished their current auditing level and they are "attesting" and the Examiner asks them quirky question #1:
DO YOU HAVE ANY DOUBTS OR RESERVATIONS
ABOUT ATTESTING TO (insert name of miraculous level)?
The PC/OT always answers: "No!" Always. The Examiner always smiles knowingly and responds, "your needle is floating", to which the proud attester triumphantly smiles to themselves.
And then. . .
The "Success Officer" then examines the same PC/OT and asks them quirky question #2:
WOULD YOU WANT OTHERS TO
HAVE SIMILAR GAINS TO YOURS?
The PC/OT always says: "Yes!" More floating needles, even more glowing pride ensues.
Hoaxy,LOL
I often wondered how I could have stayed in Scientology when nobody was attaining any of the abilities of a Clear; nobody was going exterior with full perception or any perception, for that matter; nobody was "total cause over life" ever, even for one minute; nobody was able to levitate or even psychokinetically move any object even one-trillionth of a nanometer; and, nobody was able to postulate anything and demonstrate it instantly manifesting in the physical world.
It was all high-flying delusional con games being played against duped marks, who then paid vast riches to acquire the "ability" to dupe themselves.
So, what was it about me (my reactive mind wonders) that made me succeptible to such a clownishly obvious hoax?
Since I threw my e-meters out decades ago, I could not "get on the cans" and assess the REASON or even do a "listing and nulling" to find my "item". Nonetheless, I was able to contact an Indie Scientologist who is carrying forth Ron's miraculous technical legacy, by agreeing to give me a telephonic auditing session, where THEY would hold the cans and thus be able to see what MY emeter reactions are. (Yeah, I know it sounds like I am still overwhelmed and disoriented by Hubbard's tech, but trust me---Ron's tech is really, really, really going to work this time, I just know it!
Hold on, the phone is ringing------------------
Well, I just spoke to my auditor on the phone and he said that he was kind of tied up today and doesn't have time to give me the session. So he just did a session without me on the phone, telepathically putting his attention on me in the theta universe, so he could assess a list of possible reasons I got hoaxed by Scientology when I was a teenager and beyond. . .
Here's what he just emailed me (weirdly he didn't note the size of the reads, but it's probably some advance tech I don't know about since he used to be a Class XII auditor!!!) :
WHY WERE YOU DEFRAUDED BY THE STUPIDLY ANDOBVIOUSLY CLOWNISH HOAX CALLED SCIENTOLOGY? (. ) KNOWINGNESS(. ) YOU ARE ONE OF THE ELITE 1/2% OF THE TOP 1%(. ) YOU ROSE ABOVE THE BANK(. ) YOU ARE A BIG BEING SALVAGING THIS SECTOR(x) STUPID(x) BLIND SPOTS(x) NAIVE(x) GULLIBLE(x) AFRAID TO ASK FOR PROOF(x) NO CLUE WHAT "DUE DILIGENCE" MEANS(x) MAGICAL THINKING(x) BECAUSE OTHERS WENT FULL OT, WHY NOT YOU?(x) CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS NEUTRALIZED BY VALIDATIVE LIES(x) DOUBTS HAMMERED OUT OF EXISTENCE BY OTs (Operating Thugs)(x) WHY NOT? BEING A DB ON A SLAVE PLANET RATHER THAN ......A SUPERNATURALLY POWERED, IMMORTAL GOD SUCKS, RIGHT?.
The power of suggestion! Wait, I mean....That's the difference between a scientologist who believes what he's told that he'll freak out vs. my wog sister who saw the movie and laughed at how hilarious it was.
Don't forget to mention Don's contrarian bestseller . . . .So, what shall we conclude from this well intentioned rant. I guess I'll turn to a quote from Church of Hoaxology Founder (and Ron's estranged twin brother) Don Hubbard to explain it all:
"Man is basically stupid".
L. Don Hubbard
Hoaxy,
didn't you get David St-Laurence to also kick out the evil BT's out of your degrading meat body
Quite miraculously, the very moment I blew Scientology all of those hidden-influence, intergalactic wholetrack BTs blew instantaneously and with thunderous finality!
It was only then that I realized Hubbard and his zombie PC posse were the ones meddling in all aspects of my life, countering my own dreams and intentions with those of their avaricious hoax. They, not the reactive mind, were the actual BTs[sup]1[/sup] ruining Scientologists' lives!
Don't forget to mention Don's contrarian bestseller . . . .
I kind of have to disagree with you here. When I was brand new to Scientology, I walked up to a small group in the lobby of the Manor Hotel and as I did I overheard what someone said. Suddenly I was losing my perceptions and the room was disappearing. I was struggling to maintain contact with my environment...it scared the shit out of me. I said something and someone took me around to give me a locational for a quite a while. Eventually I went to bed, but I couldn't sleep...it was awful. The next morning I went to ASHO and had a session, even though I was in ratty shape and what was terrifying me showed up in session and got handled.That's the difference between a scientologist who believes what he's told that he'll freak out vs. my wog sister who saw the movie and laughed at how hilarious it was.
Oh boyThis works out to an astonishing savings for you the being!
Instead of paying $5.00 per blow, you only pay the low, low, deeply discounted price of 50 cents a blow!!!
Let me quote Don exactly here, when he stated: "That's right folks, if you order now, we'll even do something crazier! We'll discount that to only 25 cents a blow which is below our cost!!!"
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