I thought this line (below) was particularly funny:
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and this:
rather then later? What the hell happened to word clearing?
All you creative ESMBers feel free to answer the questions posed. Start.
Dear Scientologist,
With the completion of the Freewinds renovations coming up it is now even more important than ever for you to secure your upper OT levels. The new Freewinds was redesigned to facilitate faster Bridge progress for you and vistas attainable never dreamed of before. For this the Freewinds offers New OT VIII Truth Revealed and 2 intensives eligibility for $14,000 (OT VIII $4,000, each intensive $5,000). Accommodations can be included in this package at large discounted rates. Please answer the below questions concerning this offer.
Your Name:
Good Twin
1. Would you like to take advantage of the above offer?
Are you fucking kidding me?
2. Would you like to know specifics about your account(s) and what you could do in order to secure the above package?
Would love to know if I can get all money on my FSSO account returned to me, before you guys go bust.
3. Do you have questions as to what is needed in order to do OT VIII aboard the ship? Please ask those questions as specific as you can.
I would like to tell you in detail what is needed and it doesn't include doing OT VIII aboard the ship.
4. Would you like to know the advantage you have to paying now, rather then later?
See answer to question #1
5. Do you have any question concerning the above subject?
Have you had a complete physical lately?
Thank you, Advance Scheduling Registrar
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