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For an outstanding moment of stunningly sublime stupid, there's always the the reliably ridiculous "SCIENTOLOGY VOLUNTEER MINISTERS" and their "disaster relief" efforts. (LINK TO MIKE RINDER'S BLOG)
At first glance, I always question Scientology's inappropriate use of the term "disaster relief" in their glossy self-promotion. Relief for whom? Then, using clay demos and dictionaries, I was able to clear the concept; it is relief, as in COMIC RELIEF.
Okay, here we go. A crazed terrorist takes up a sniper position in a Las Vegas hotel and murders 58 innocent music concert fans, injuring another 500. Nobody knows why he did it, and yet:
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Whutttt? Mass murder?
How in hell does Hubbard's "Way To Happiness" (WTH) solve that?!
Additional free bitter (bonus) apostasy below:
"What does it take to calm an area down after a major catastrophe? And then what does it take to keep that area calm?"
ANSWER: A temporary solution in the form of a calming "moral code", until enturbulated people have had sufficient time to earn/donate $500,000 in order to handle the dead alien "body thetans" that are really causing the problem.
"Here is a workable solution. In times of turmoil and violence, when the routines of daily life have been disrupted, many have used The Way to Happiness® to shine a light of peace, tolerance and respect and help those who are surviving the trauma."
COMMENT: After WTH has "shined a light of peace, tolerance and respect to help those who are surviving the (Las Vegas) trauma", the survivors can then spend four decades going up the Bridge to Total Freedom. After that, the INTERNET can then "shine a light of peace, tolerance and respect to help those who are surviving the (Scientology) trauma".
"When you tell someone that the reason why you are giving them this book is because “Your survival is important to me”, that sets the stage for peace, understanding and well… common sense."
COMMENT: When someone tells you the reason they are giving you this book is because "Your survival is important to me", realize that they are Scientologists and therefore they are lying. The actual reason they are saying "your survival is important to me" is that this was the number one answer to the survey question: "What would I have to say to you in order for you to feel good about donating 40 years of your life and $500,000 to the cult of Scientology?"
"There are more than 600,000 people in Las Vegas who need to receive this message. If one of your family members was at that concert, you would want to help, right?"
COMMENT: What message?! The message in WTH that says "DO NOT MURDER"? Really, that's all it takes to change a crazed murderer's mind? Really? There must be some kind of profound wisdom, we'd best take a closer look at "Precept #8", that concludes: "The way to happiness does not include murdering--or your friends, your family or yourself being murdered." Oh, I can kind of see how that would work now. One should avoid being murdered or allowing your friends/family from being murdered, because that does not make people happy. If those 58 murder victims had only read WTH, they could have taken action to avoid the bullets and thereby not committed the crime of enturbulating Scientologists' (way to) happiness.
"Keep the Peace and Unity flowing. Please donate today!"
COMMENT: Keep the peace and unity flowing? Assumptive close? LOL. Where is peace and unity already flowing? In Ideal Orgs? No, it can't be there, Scientology orgs are amongst the most 'enturbulated' and 'enturbulative' places on this planet. Final note: Any time a Scientologist uses the word "FLOW" it means "PAY MONEY TO SCIENTOLOGY OR DIE AND SUFFER FOR ETERNITY". You can kind of see why substituting the word "flow" sounds so much more theta.
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For an outstanding moment of stunningly sublime stupid, there's always the the reliably ridiculous "SCIENTOLOGY VOLUNTEER MINISTERS" and their "disaster relief" efforts. (LINK TO MIKE RINDER'S BLOG)
At first glance, I always question Scientology's inappropriate use of the term "disaster relief" in their glossy self-promotion. Relief for whom? Then, using clay demos and dictionaries, I was able to clear the concept; it is relief, as in COMIC RELIEF.
Okay, here we go. A crazed terrorist takes up a sniper position in a Las Vegas hotel and murders 58 innocent music concert fans, injuring another 500. Nobody knows why he did it, and yet:
Scientology has the answer to that.
Scientology has discovered the "why" and the "tech" of that.
Scientology can handle that.
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From: Caralyn Percy <[email protected]>
Sent: Wednesday, October 11, 2017 3:47 PM
Subject: Help bring calm to Las Vegas
Dear Reader,
We have all heard about the violence in Las Vegas, but we haven’t heard an equal amount about how to help.
What does it take to calm an area down after a major catastrophe? And then what does it take to keep that area calm.
Here is a workable solution. In times of turmoil and violence, when the routines of daily life have been disrupted, many have used The Way to Happiness® to shine a light of peace, tolerance and respect and help those who are surviving the trauma.
When you tell someone that the reason why you are giving them this book is because “Your survival is important to me”, that sets the stage for peace, understanding and well… common sense.
There are more than 600,000 people in Las Vegas who need to receive this message. If one of your family members was at that concert, you would want to help, right?
Well guess what? When you look at people as part of the Family of Man (and Woman) then each of us did have a family member at that concert. Help us to send 200,000 The Way to Happiness books to Las Vegas.
Keep the Peace and Unity flowing. Please donate today!
Caralyn Percy
President
[email protected]
Whutttt? Mass murder?
How in hell does Hubbard's "Way To Happiness" (WTH) solve that?!
WTH?
WTF?
WTF?
Additional free bitter (bonus) apostasy below:
"What does it take to calm an area down after a major catastrophe? And then what does it take to keep that area calm?"
ANSWER: A temporary solution in the form of a calming "moral code", until enturbulated people have had sufficient time to earn/donate $500,000 in order to handle the dead alien "body thetans" that are really causing the problem.
"Here is a workable solution. In times of turmoil and violence, when the routines of daily life have been disrupted, many have used The Way to Happiness® to shine a light of peace, tolerance and respect and help those who are surviving the trauma."
COMMENT: After WTH has "shined a light of peace, tolerance and respect to help those who are surviving the (Las Vegas) trauma", the survivors can then spend four decades going up the Bridge to Total Freedom. After that, the INTERNET can then "shine a light of peace, tolerance and respect to help those who are surviving the (Scientology) trauma".
"When you tell someone that the reason why you are giving them this book is because “Your survival is important to me”, that sets the stage for peace, understanding and well… common sense."
COMMENT: When someone tells you the reason they are giving you this book is because "Your survival is important to me", realize that they are Scientologists and therefore they are lying. The actual reason they are saying "your survival is important to me" is that this was the number one answer to the survey question: "What would I have to say to you in order for you to feel good about donating 40 years of your life and $500,000 to the cult of Scientology?"
"There are more than 600,000 people in Las Vegas who need to receive this message. If one of your family members was at that concert, you would want to help, right?"
COMMENT: What message?! The message in WTH that says "DO NOT MURDER"? Really, that's all it takes to change a crazed murderer's mind? Really? There must be some kind of profound wisdom, we'd best take a closer look at "Precept #8", that concludes: "The way to happiness does not include murdering--or your friends, your family or yourself being murdered." Oh, I can kind of see how that would work now. One should avoid being murdered or allowing your friends/family from being murdered, because that does not make people happy. If those 58 murder victims had only read WTH, they could have taken action to avoid the bullets and thereby not committed the crime of enturbulating Scientologists' (way to) happiness.
"Keep the Peace and Unity flowing. Please donate today!"
COMMENT: Keep the peace and unity flowing? Assumptive close? LOL. Where is peace and unity already flowing? In Ideal Orgs? No, it can't be there, Scientology orgs are amongst the most 'enturbulated' and 'enturbulative' places on this planet. Final note: Any time a Scientologist uses the word "FLOW" it means "PAY MONEY TO SCIENTOLOGY OR DIE AND SUFFER FOR ETERNITY". You can kind of see why substituting the word "flow" sounds so much more theta.
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