The Service Facs of Scientology

[Alanzo]

I just read a post by "The Sneakster" and it gave me this idea for a thread.

Ever noticed how many Service Facsimiles are built into Scientology?

It can be very therapeutic to spot them.

Here's a good one: "We build a world with broken straws".

Isn't that excellent? It explains away all the failures that Scientology has created and blames everyone else for them. Hah!

Anyone else have any good ones?

[Alanzo]

And remember, when you spot a Scientology Service Facsimile, be sure to underline it, and write it in red.

[Mick Wenlock]

we're the not quite gone in the graveyard of the long gone

[Mick Wenlock]

we're the not quite gone in the graveyard of the long gone

[Alanzo]

Good one, Mick.

I love the sadly noble ones like that.

[Zinjifar]

Never fear to hurt another in a just cause.

Zinj

[Zinjifar]

Never withdraw allegiance once granted.

Zinj

[Lulu Belle]

<begin Fair Use quote>

For that matter, look how we ourselves are attacked by "public opinion" media. Yet there is no more ethical group on this planet than ourselves.

<end Fair Use quote>

From KSW.

(Which is loaded with them.)

[Lulu Belle]

<begin fair use quote>

In all the broad universe, there is no other hope for man than ourselves. This is a tremendous responsibility. I have borne it too long alone.

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From RJ 67.

(Which is also loaded with them.)

[Alanzo]

<begin fair use quote>

In all the broad universe, there is no other hope for man than ourselves. This is a tremendous responsibility. I have borne it too long alone.

<end fair use quote>

From RJ 67.

(Which is also loaded with them.)

This one reeks of MELO-DRAMA!

I love that one!