They let you out of the basement at the Chicago Org long enough for you to get some sunshine handing out promo in DC!! Looks like you're getting a little sunburned in this photo.
Prolly had to go straight back to Chicago, and back down into the basement, to drink more coffee and smoke more cigarettes, and run your perverted OPs on the "enemies to Mankind".
Come up out of the basement, Mary Ann, and give me a call.
I don't know Transylvanian, but I'll get a translator.