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    Default Only Scientology would think of this...

    I can't imagine why other companies don't do what Scientology does to boost sales...why, all those online catalogues and only Scientology offers this lovely, helpful service..

    Just use our new "complete your library" page here:

    http://www.lrh-books.com/rdvols.html

    It's really simple how this works. You click on any volumes you already have
    in the library, then hit "Add to Cart" and it will automatically order the rest
    you are missing at the maximum package discount (35%).

    Imagine the explosion in sales at Sears and Roebucks if they gave you the option of ordering the entire catalogue, except for the items you checked!

    Of course it's a religion...come on Vatican, get into the real world...get a page on your website where we can check "I have a Bible" and you'll send me the rest of the catalogue!!!
    All frauds fail! Scientology is a fraud! Scientology is failing!

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    Course they're hoping no one reads the instruction and checks the things they want. Clever con is clever.

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    The online shopping cart that starts full!!!!!!!! Brilliant....to make money.

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    Oh that's good. And it makes perfect sense.
    I mean why bother asking for what you on your cheese burger when you can tell them what you don't want on it!:D

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    ...because if it's in the shopping cart, they will have to buy it. I mean, they get a 35% discount, for crying out loud.

    Wow. Brilliant.

    FFL

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    Man! It just gets sillier and sillier by the minute!
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    Just imagine McDonalds..

    "Every burgers a Works Burger ...just tells what to take off!!"

    ..or at the supermarket, you don't shop the isles...just push an enormous trolley full to the checkout and tell the girl what you don't want!
    All frauds fail! Scientology is a fraud! Scientology is failing!

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    It could work with credit cards too. Kinda like the supermarket girl asking if you want any cash back when you're paying for your purchases, except the default swipe maxes out the card unless you specify how much to leave on it.

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    ^^^^^This!!!^^^^ROFLMAO^^^^^
    All frauds fail! Scientology is a fraud! Scientology is failing!

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