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    Clamicide's sig line:

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    I joined a religion started by a science fiction writer that used a double cross as its symbol, and then they tried to sell me a bridge.....what could have possibly gone wrong?

    (Love this thread!)
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    this i one of Dulloldfarts gold moments, its gold


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    yep, I loved that one too! :D
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn View Post
    Roland definitely has some great ones.

    You should have seen him in his ARS days....

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    Idk who said it, but I like it:

    $cientology: Clearing The Planet One Bank Account At A Time.
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    http://www.forum.exscn.net/showpost....2&postcount=33

    I get really tired of hearing about how the lower bridge has value. The lower bridge has the sole purpose of getting the PC to reach for more bridge. The fact that many people improved their circumstances as a result of a good intentioned auditor being interested and caring about his PC is not worth the long term and intended result of Scientology technology. GT

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    Wink Keep 'em coming!

    Great quotes, guys, keep it up!
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    'when you have the hammer ... everything looks like a nail'

    I can't recall who posted that originally but I laughed for 2 days when I saw it here (then I stopped ... and laughed at something else instead, as you do).


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    My favorite quote is from RolandRB, who advertises the LRH buttplug so convincingly in his sig.

    RolandRB: "I never shared the opinion that the buttplug is harmless"
    Hahahaha, a classic!

    http://forum.exscn.net/showpost.php?...&postcount=359
    Thank you, LRH... Without you this forum wouldn't exist

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    I also LOVE several quotes from AnonOrange (dealing with alternative medicine) that really show his motivations:
    • "I would like to BAN homeopathy immediately... Many of my anon friends know that my next fight after scientology is homeopathy."
    • "If you guys want to trust your lives to this alternative medicine stuff, you will all die early.... I have not taken vitamins in at least 30 years... Unfortunately, it's almost impossible to avoid vitamins."
    • "I'm sorry to hear you have cancer, but your are wasting your valuable time and money with idiotic treatments... Both of my parents died of cancer and we did not use one bit of woo woo on them. I'll do the same for myself."
    A man with principles to die for. The founder of "The Avitaminists". Why live with woo woo if you can die with cancer?
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    Thank you, LRH... Without you this forum wouldn't exist

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