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    There's gotta be a place for unsolicited Advice. Maybe here....

    (Advice to Scientologists) Leave! Quick, before you have any more "case gain".

    (Advice to those doing the Independent Bridge after leaving the CoS) Keep leaving.

    (Advice to COB) Throw down your e-meter & goldenrod paper and come out with your hands up.

    (Advice to Tommy Davis) Lose the aviator shades, lose the swagger & lose the cult that is about to devour whatever little remains of your soul.

    (Advice to Ron) While you are out there researching, see if there is any tech on un-destroying lives that you could use in your amends project.

    (Advice to Sea Org Members) You are not on the Sea. You are not Organized. You are not members of the most ethical group on the planet.

    (Advice to Clears) Try to remember, if you can, what Ron said about the abilities of a Clear.

    (Advice to OSA Execs) Ron is dead. COB is insane. Maybe it's a good time to start looking around for a 3rd choice.

    (Advice to Marty Rathbun) Ron already claimed to be the reincarnation of Buddha...but Jesus may still be available.

    (Advice to OT's) Now that you are Cause over Life, you should get off the Grade Chart and start living it.

    Ooooooh, that feels better....glad I got all that off my chest!

    Got advice?
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    Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!

    I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".

    For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    There's gotta be a place for unsolicited Advice. Maybe here....

    (Advice to Scientologists) Leave! Quick, before you have any more "case gain".

    (Advice to those doing the Independent Bridge after leaving the CoS) Keep leaving.

    (Advice to COB) Throw down your e-meter & goldenrod paper and come out with your hands up.


    (Advice to Tommy Davis) Lose the aviator shades, lose the swagger & lose the cult that is about to devour whatever little remains of your soul.

    (Advice to Ron) While you are out there researching, see if there is any tech on un-destroying lives that you could use in your amends project.

    (Advice to Sea Org Members) You are not on the Sea. You are not Organized. You are not members of the most ethical group on the planet.

    (Advice to Clears) Try to remember, if you can, what Ron said about the abilities of a Clear.

    (Advice to OSA Execs) Ron is dead. COB is insane. Maybe it's a good time to start looking around for a 3rd choice.

    (Advice to Marty Rathbun) Ron already claimed to be the reincarnation of Buddha...but Jesus may still be available.
    (Advice to OT's) Now that you are Cause over Life, you should get off the Grade Chart and start living it.

    Ooooooh, that feels better....glad I got all that off my chest!

    Got advice?
    OK, the ones in BOLD are my favs!

    You are not on the Sea. You are not organized! Hello! Wake Up! Look around! Touch that sidewalk. Touch that hard ground. Too fu***ng funny!

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

    "They must know how to kindle and fan an extravagent hope". - Eric Hoffer about the "true believer". "Total Freedom", "your eternity", and "OT" involve a few of the extravagant hopes in Scientology.

    Go HERE to view and/or download the essay, "The Three Basic Scientology Beliefs".

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    (Advice to Ron) While you are out there researching, see if there is any tech on un-destroying lives that you could use in your amends project.

    Please don't both. You "discovered" enough tech to fuck up peoples minds.

    Really? Hellu, if Ron finds anymore tech he'll really fuck over mankind. I think he's done enough damage for one life time. And he complains about the psychs and therapists.
    Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, & never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.
    "There is no freedom like seeing myself as I am and not losing heart."~Elizabeth J. Canham from Dark Phoenix

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy (ImOut) View Post

    (Advice to Ron) While you are out there researching, see if there is any tech on un-destroying lives that you could use in your amends project.
    Please don't both. You "discovered" enough tech to fuck up peoples minds. Really? Hellu, if Ron finds anymore tech he'll really fuck over mankind. I think he's done enough damage for one life time. And he complains about the psychs and therapists.


    Kathy (ImOut).......Earlier today, Ron called me from deep space to report his newest tech breakthrough on a thetan's native state. But, I couldn't hear anything he was saying because there was too much static on the line. :D
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    Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!

    I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".

    For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post

    Kathy (ImOut).......Earlier today, Ron called me from deep space to tell me about his newest tech breakthrough on a thetan's native state. But, I couldn't hear anything he was saying because there was too much static on the line. :D
    LOL!!!!

    Well, after my counseling and being nearly done (in less than a year), all I'd say to Ron if he called me is: Fuck the Fuck OFF!!!
    Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, & never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.
    "There is no freedom like seeing myself as I am and not losing heart."~Elizabeth J. Canham from Dark Phoenix

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post

    Kathy (ImOut).......Earlier today, Ron called me from deep space to report his newest tech breakthrough on a thetan's native state. But, I couldn't hear anything he was saying because there was too much static on the line. :D
    You and you words with double meanings! "static" . . . . .

    Like with "Chairmen of the Board" and "Chairmen of the Bored". :D
    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

    "They must know how to kindle and fan an extravagent hope". - Eric Hoffer about the "true believer". "Total Freedom", "your eternity", and "OT" involve a few of the extravagant hopes in Scientology.

    Go HERE to view and/or download the essay, "The Three Basic Scientology Beliefs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kathy (ImOut) View Post
    LOL!!!!
    Well, after my counseling and being nearly done (in less than a year), all I'd say to Ron if he called me is: Fuck the Fuck OFF!!!
    ooooh, there is a certain divine poetry in saying that to the savior of mankind.

    I am thinking--if Ron does not call you, that would be most disappointing...

    But, perhaps as an alternative, in the theta universe you can give him the theta finger. :D
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    Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!

    I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".

    For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.

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    OMG! You're on a roll!
    I am truly into myself, yes. And I'm just as interested in other people. When I'm not thinking of one, I'm thinking of the other.

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    (Advice to Registrars) If you really want to help people, stop draining their bank accounts to pay for losses on attaining the non-existent state of OT.
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    Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)

    Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!

    I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".

    For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.

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    (Advice to ESMB members) Keep loving life and enjoying being free from a manic psychotic cult.

    I am.

    "Look around your wallet and find something I can have"

    Ye olde cultic 'havingness' process
    courtesy of HelluvaHoax ... just before he FLOUNCED OFF LIKE A GIRL and deserted us all without so much as a backward glance to become a lurker and dilettante!




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