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Thread: There are 7.975 million EX-SCIENTOLOGISTS

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    Default There are 7.975 million EX-SCIENTOLOGISTS

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    How's that for a reality adjustment? What a pleasurable thought!

    How I got there: The devious dwarf has announced that there are 8 million Scientologists world-wide, but most surveys indicate a more realistic # is 25,000. Sooooo 8,000,000 minus 25,000 = 7.975 million Ex-Scientologists.

    Let's drive this point home, on raids, on blogs, on flyers.

    I remember when I was "in", that I would occasionally have doubts.....but they were fleeting and soon forgotten.....as I always thought I would get those "super powers" on the next level.

    Sowing seeds of doubt = WIN!!!!

    Examples:

    "There are less than 25,000 scientologists in the entire WORLD"
    "Where have all the OTs gone?"
    "Find out why 9 out of 10 Scientologists have left and joined Anonymous"
    "Anonymous has MORE OTs than Scientology! That's why we're winning!"
    "If OT existed, I wouldn't be here"
    "Find out why Scientology is so UNPOPULAR"
    "Find out why people are secretly laughing at you and Tom Cruize!"
    "How's that Bridge to Total Freedom working out for ya?"
    "Does OTVII lead to murder? (Ask Rex Fowler,OTVII)
    "Why are you being constantly drained of money?" (hint: e/o else has blown)
    "There are now 7.975 million EX-Scientologists!"
    "Do you feel OT? Where are your super-powers?"
    "Show us your super-powers!"
    "No super powers = REFUND"
    "Why is Kirstie (OTVII) so FAT - and unable to lose weight?"
    "Your super powers are not waiting on the NEXT level, they don't exist!"
    "Find out why Scientology is failing - read the internet!!!"
    "WOGS are superior to OT's!"

    Anyway, food for thought.....

    T&H

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    I loved your math problem. So simple. And it makes so much sense.
    Nothing lasts forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullshit, take chances, & never have regrets, because at one point, everything you did was exactly what you wanted.
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    And I am going to multiply it all by Zero.

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