Scientology is the BRIDGE to total __________. (hint: It ain't "freedom")

[nothomonovis2]

^^This^^

Also, I went to the end of this tulpa-Hubbard so-called "bridge" and I can tell you what is there: a blackhole. No, no, no. Not the blackhole astronomers theorize about. How about "the bottom of the lower psychic after-death darkness".

But I like "mindfuck and oblivion" better.

Me, too (travelling to the end of the bridge). But I think it was a huge joke, purloined-letter style. The truth was hidden in plain sight:

'I'm mocking it up.'

Really - need we say more?

[EP - Ethics Particle]

.....mindfuck and oblivion.

Crikey, I would have bet a million bucks a year and a half ago, that I'd never feel the way I feel about it now.

Carmy is right here, and I feel similarly...but I might offer this:

Except for such places as the ESMB forum and its members, Scientology would be a bridge to being very lonely in the sky.

EP

[Feral]

It's not a bridge, it's a pier, and it drops you of in very deep, lonely, cold, dark water.

Swim baby, swim.

[HelluvaHoax!]

....mindfuck and oblivion.Crikey, I would have bet a million bucks a year and a half ago, that I'd never feel the way I feel about it now.

All of us, Carm.....Not only woulda, but did bet it all on winning a deluxe vacation to ThetaLand!

[HelluvaHoax!]

It's not a bridge, it's a pier, and it drops you of in very deep, lonely, cold, dark water.
Swim baby, swim.

HellYeah!

Shark infested waters, they were, too!

That's when I spotted help approaching in the distance. As the rescue boat neared me, a lifeline was thrown. Sharks began circling around me feverishly and I desperately grabbed hold...

It was a life-preserver that had emblazoned on it:

Hubbard Church of SharkTechology

The guy in the rescue boat kept yelling questions. Something about "Cash or Charge?!"

I let go and swam into the shark-filled darkness, on my own, as fast as I could.

Now that I am on dry land...I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of you wonderful Ex's who helped pull me to safety!

[FlunkedForLaughing]

When I learned that The Bridge To Total Freedom was really The Bridge To Total Enslavement, I was devastated. I never would have expected that to be the truth.

FFL

[Carmel]

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Now that I am on dry land...I just wanted to say THANK YOU to all of you wonderful Ex's who helped pull me to safety!

Hear, hear! - And to the odd "non-ex" critic too, I reckon.

[Carmel]

Crikey, sometimes looking at the good fortune of being out, just boggles my mind.

[dontscamme]

The Bridge to Total Waste

Waste of time

Waste of lives

Waste of effort

Waste of money

Waste of talent

Except for some of the "cheese" used to bait the trap (which was largely plagiarized) the works of LRH belong in the wastebin of history.

[dontscamme]

Crikey, sometimes looking at the good fortune of being out, just boggles my mind.

I thought you were switching from "Crikey" to "Blimey."