I've been here for over two months now.
Jim blew long ago with some hippie chick named "Sunshine" who wandered in with a big bag of denk.
Mutual of Omaha canceled my contract. But I still have all my camera and sound equipment here at the ready. An older divorced woman comes by in a Jeep to visit me every once in a while with a bottle of Scotch, so I'm doing okay.
I've had to scrounge around for food from time to time. I've found that these little lizards that run through the cactii can be very tasty with some of the wild flowers that grow in this area.
I just know that a real live Scientology Personality will wander into my camp and I can get one on film. Then those bastards at Mutual of Omaha will have to hire me back, or else I'm going straight to Animal Planet with my footage and they can go hang.
Watching and waiting....
This is Marlin Perkins, of Mutual of Omaha's "Wild Kingdom" signing off for the night....