I met a man who had real OT powers the other day.
He proved it to me by:
1. Reading my mind.
2. Walking through a wall.
3. Mocking up a sweet hovercraft and letting me keep it.
4. Temporarily stopping time.
I introduced him to my Scientology friends, as proof that OT powers really did exist.
But for some reason, they all blew from Scientology when they saw this??? Anyone have any idea why?