OT powers
I met a man who had real OT powers the other day.
He proved it to me by:
1. Reading my mind.
2. Walking through a wall.
3. Mocking up a sweet hovercraft and letting me keep it.
4. Temporarily stopping time.
I introduced him to my Scientology friends, as proof that OT powers really did exist.
But for some reason, they all blew from Scientology when they saw this??? Anyone have any idea why?
There is no enemy anywhere.
they were marcabians ?Originally Posted by practice
I met a man who had real OT powers the other day.
He proved it to me by:
1. Reading my mind.
2. Walking through a wall.
3. Mocking up a sweet hovercraft and letting me keep it.
4. Temporarily stopping time.
I introduced him to my Scientology friends, as proof that OT powers really did exist.
But for some reason, they all blew from Scientology when they saw this??? Anyone have any idea why?
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They remembered taking LSD was more fun than Scientology. You didn't happen to mention this man was Jimi Hendrix, did you?I met a man who had real OT powers the other day.
He proved it to me by:
1. Reading my mind.
2. Walking through a wall.
3. Mocking up a sweet hovercraft and letting me keep it.
4. Temporarily stopping time.
I introduced him to my Scientology friends, as proof that OT powers really did exist.
But for some reason, they all blew from Scientology when they saw this??? Anyone have any idea why?
Interesting theory...
But, afterwords I asked him to teleport us to FLAG Land Base to see if the people working there would have the same reaction.
And I got declared for "invalidating the state of OT". WTF?? All we did was teleport in and I've somehow "invalidated" the state of OT?
Something is wrong, but I don't think everyone working at Flag could be a Marcabian, right?
There is no enemy anywhere.
Yes, this is a natural phenomenon, based on scientifically asserted metaphysical principles discovered by L. Ron Hoaxard, as follows:I met a man who had real OT powers the other day.
He proved it to me by:
1. Reading my mind.
2. Walking through a wall.
3. Mocking up a sweet hovercraft and letting me keep it.
4. Temporarily stopping time.
I introduced him to my Scientology friends, as proof that OT powers really did exist.
But for some reason, they all blew from Scientology when they saw this??? Anyone have any idea why?
"Real OT Powers in proximity of Fake OT Powers inexorably creates a stasis and state of equilibrium in which neither polarity can exist, bringing about a state of ass-isness in which both disparate forces disappear after being debunked and looking like an ass."
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No, I think his name was Bartleby.
I didn't get a chance to ask too much about his personal history, because after the fiasco at FLAG, OSA agents started to target him. They couldn't kill him, but he was worried about collateral damage so we had to split up.
There is no enemy anywhere.
He only had the OT powers for one day?
Sorry....... guess I'm one of the grammar police
Not THIS day.. The other day... Sounds like a regular CoS OT to me.
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Is Bartleby a shape-shifter?
I don't know if his powers lasted for more than the one day, as I said we split up.
I still have the hovercraft, though. I took it apart today to see what made it go, but it seemed like it drew its power from what looked like an ashtray lodged in the center of a complicated looking mechanical device.
There is no enemy anywhere.
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