I wonder why Hollywood wasn't banging down the doors to buy the rights for this gem

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

http://www.freezoneamerica.org/Prome...ot3/revolt.htm

This recently got bumped on OCMB, the thread is over five years old but still brings the laughs


http://ocmb.xenu.net/ocmb/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=15036

[Dulloldfart]

I see that there is a pdf file of the whole thing here:
http://mail.ftbbs.com/Reading/Scient...he%20Stars.pdf

Just in case anyone wants it. 105 pages, 40k words. The link didn't trigger my antivirus program. Not that I downloaded it, but I assume it's clean as it looks just like a normal pdf (if you ignore the actual words!).

Paul

[Dave B.]

Hubbard didn't make it in Hollywood in the late 30's and after WW2 in the late 40's. Amazing the lengths he went to to become successful there - Invent a space opera religion, put together his own navy and intelligence gathering/blackmail operation, tell everyone they have space cooties on them and that every man, woman and child's agonised future depends on him; write a "screenplay" about it.

Still failed.