David Miscavige claims to be privy to sekrat Hubbard Doomsday prediction in 2003!

[TheSneakster]

Yes, I kid you not (new article on Marty's Blog)

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

Marty Rathbun could give the "Weekly World News" a run for it's money, if anyone actually cared about Scientology.

[BunnySkull]

Yes, I kid you not (new article on Marty's Blog)

The title should be "Marty Rathbun claims DM claims LRH claims to know doomsday date"

For someone who tries to jump anyone's ass (when you disagree) for so much as mentioning something that's not 100% cited fact in multiple sources it's stunning how you take the word of Marty Rathbun, a factually proven cult liar extrondinaire, as gospel.

The power of "wanting to believe" the bullshit MR spews and his propaganda, "the tech works! All the bad is DM's fault!" and thereby not having to admit you devoted a large portion of you life to a flaky UFO con, trumps all.

Marty never offers anything other than his "word" behind all his claims. He types up blog posts and declares them "documents."

I think the Weekly World News has far more credibility than Rathbun.

[HelluvaHoax!]

Originally Posted in Martyblog: ".........As the managers somehow mustered enough energy to pay attention through glassy eyes, Miscavige contemptuously stabbed, “oh, now I’ve got the attention of you dbs (degraded beings).

“You want to know how long LRH said you’ve got?”, he asked in a tech-film worthy take on the tone level of Hate.

In answer to his own question he said, “it is a lot sooner than you think.”

And with that suppressive END OF DAYS pronunciamento, Miscavige turned on his heels and left the room with a loud, angry stomp."

"A lot sooner than you think".

That's the punchline to the end-of-the-world joke.

What's the joke?

JOKE EXPLAINED: That Indie Scientologists think that COB gave a "squirrel", "off source" MADE-UP prediction about the end of the world. Instead of the standard, on-source prediction about the end of the world that Ron MADE-UP.

[Sindy]

"A lot sooner than you think".

That's the punchline to the end-of-the-world joke.

What's the joke?

JOKE EXPLAINED: That Indie Scientologists think that COB gave a "squirrel", "off source" MADE-UP prediction about the end of the world. Instead of the standard, on-source prediction about the end of the world that Ron MADE-UP.

Ya know, Marty has to keep the "DM bad, LRH good" content going. Must be quite stressful.

[Hatshepsut]

"A lot sooner than you think".

That's the punchline to the end-of-the-world joke.

What's the joke?

JOKE EXPLAINED: That Indie Scientologists think that COB gave a "squirrel", "off source" MADE-UP prediction about the end of the world. Instead of the standard, on-source prediction about the end of the world that Ron MADE-UP.

[GreyWolf]

Thanks for the post oh Sneaky One.

[HelluvaHoax!]

Ya know, Marty has to keep the "DM bad, LRH good" content going. Must be quite stressful.

We join Marty as the keynote speaker at the big INTERNATIONAL INDIE CONVENTION.

MARTY RATHBUN
...and so my fellow Clears and OT's, just remember--Ron good, Dave bad.
Now, before I replay for the 5th time the 2 hour video
"Church of Miscavology: Industry of Death" are there any questions?
(only one person raises their hand)
Yes, you in the very back row.

ANONYMOUS QUESTIONER
(stands, everyone turns to look)
For two days you keep saying 'Ron good'. It's as if
you never heard about Fair Game or Operation Freakout.
Shouldn't you do your homework on Ron first before
you get up there and promote him as makind's greatest friend?

MARTY RATHBUN
It's people like you that make me laugh. You have no
idea what you are talking about. Operation Freakout! Well,
let me tell ya, I happen to be a good friend of Paulette
Cooper and if she were here today, she'd tell ya that
YOU are the one that needs to do your homework on Ron.

ANONYMOUS QUESTIONER
I am Paulette Cooper.

MARTY RATHBUN
Well, err...Ron says number of times over equals certainty.
Let's start the film again we'll get someone to help you
find your MU's on Ron. Okay roll film!

[Sindy]

We join Marty as the keynote speaker at the big INTERNATIONAL INDIE CONVENTION.

MARTY RATHBUN
...and so my fellow Clears and OT's, just remember--Ron good, Dave bad.
Now, before I replay for the 5th time the 2 hour video
"Church of Miscavology: Industry of Death" are there any questions?
(only one person raises their hand)
Yes, you in the very back row.

ANONYMOUS QUESTIONER
(stands, everyone turns to look)
For two days you keep saying 'Ron good'. It's as if
you never heard about Fair Game or Operation Freakout.
Shouldn't you do your homework on Ron first before
you get up there and promote him as makind's greatest friend?

MARTY RATHBUN
It's people like you that make me laugh. You have no
idea what you are talking about. Operation Freakout! Well,
let me tell ya, I happen to be a good friend of Paulette
Cooper and if she were here today, she'd tell ya that
YOU are the one that needs to do your homework on Ron.

ANONYMOUS QUESTIONER
I am Paulette Cooper.

MARTY RATHBUN
Well, err...Ron says number of times over equals certainty.
Let's start the film again we'll get someone to help you
find your MU's on Ron. Okay roll film!

Marty's blog the next day:

Paulette Cooper:
Hater Doing DM's Dirty Work

[guanoloco]

You know, just as a side note on this "Ron good, Davey bad" thing...does anyone remember the "War is OVER" event declaring the IRS win?

During that spiel it rolled out about all the negative stuff on Ron and Scientology that existed in the files of the various gov't coffers and one thing was how Ron would mail snakes to his enemies or something like that.

Well, at the time I'm an F/Ning Scientologist and this struck me as so stupid and crazy that it was laughable - I mean, here's the most spiritual dude ever who has actually delineated the convoluted mess of ethics, justice and morals and solved all of man's irrational behavior and actually has elevated culture to a degree to rise above the overt/motivator sequence and all that and these bastards have the brainless gall to suggest Ron would mail snakes to his enemies? I mean, here's a philosopher who yaps at great length about how anytime theta gets enturbulated ALL theta "loses" and MEST "wins"...you know...so when the 911 planes slam into the Twin Towers everybody loses - there were no winners, that sort of thing...and then he's going to exit the lecture hall and sign a couple of PLs about ethics and when the ink dries he's busy stuffing snakes in a parcel to send to an "enemy"?

Get outta town!

Now I'm convinced he did just that! At least if he could have done that without being implicated or prosecuted he would have.

You see, Ron good; Davey bad...