Leak: Scientology Census 2012 Questionaire

[sallydannce]

I'm having awful problems filling in the questionaire!

What to do when you can't remember any one night stand's name?
Is it perverse having group sex even if they keep their socks on?
Also I know that having sex with a race horse is usually considered perverse but what about a Shetland pony?

Righto. Let's sort this out a bit.

The one-night stand incident just write "John/Mary Doe" See if they notice. You should be okay and get away with it.

Group sex with socks on is perfectly decent, if not a little bit domesticated and tacky. Not exactly sexy is it? I mean jeez! It would preferable if they had all left their hats on also so just pretend they did and don't consider this a perverse event.

The Shetland pony one, I'm not so sure about. What colour was the pony?

[Petey C]

And what about this little clanger under the "I love study tech soooo much":

Increased ability to apply what I leared

I think the purpose of this census is also so they can add up the final number of responses, multiply that by the number of questions in the census, add 6 zeros and then claim that's the number of active Scientologists there currently are.

[La La Lou Lou]

Sallydance, thanks, this is very useful. I do appreciate your help.

I am worried about saying they had their hats on, what happens if I'm sec checked? I'll just say they were wearing white socks.

Now the pony, oh so small, was very light brown with a cream tail and the sweetest blue eyes. That's unusual for a pony, perhaps they were coloured contacts, or it could have been a husky? I remember the name now it was 'Dave'.

[TG1]

I think the healthiest, most self-aware response one could give to questions like these are:

"I'm not answering these questions. They're none of your business."

And then, of course, add any other choice words that match your mood.

TG1

[koki]

I remember,after the attack on Twins, I was trying to go to USA,and they were asking us to go to embassy and take a visa...and there was questionnaire...
there was lots of questions, but I remember these six....

"are you a member of a terrorist group?"
"which one?"
"If you are ,are you going on mission ?"
"where?"
"What is the name and address of your target?"
"what is the purpose of terrorist action,and how you gonna deliver it..?"



I was also .

can you imagine terrorist answer those questions truly...?

[La La Lou Lou]

I remember,after the attack on Twins, I was trying to go to USA,and they were asking us to go to embassy and take a visa...and there was questionnaire...
there was lots of questions, but I remember these six....

"are you a member of a terrorist group?"
"which one?"
"If you are ,are you going on mission ?"
"where?"
"What is the name and address of your target?"
"what is the purpose of terrorist action,and how you gonna deliver it..?"



I was also .

can you imagine terrorist answer those questions truly...?

That is funny!

[Rene Descartes]

Hmm, I'd have to mail it back and write at the top of the page

tl:da

too long didn't answer

Rd00

[Rene Descartes]

This makes sense?

Not in Canucklestan.

It's like that OT3 page Hubbo wrote where 70 something planets have about some odd billion populations but the average is lot higher than that some odd billion.

Rd00

[Dulloldfart]

What was your average grade in High School?

A average or top grades
B average or 2nd highest grades
C average or 3rd best
D average or 4th best

What was your average grade in University (college)?

A average or top grades
B average or 2nd highest grades
C average or 3rd best
D average or 4th best

This makes sense?

Not in Canucklestan.

Makes total sense to me. Someone typed "or" instead of "of." Maybe the two letters looked the same on the screen. Not everyone has a big-ass monitor (I'm using a 27" one right now and it is marvellous. They are really cheap these days compared to what they were).

Paul

[johnAnchovie]

They are are lying. It is not a census, it is a squirrled pre-RFO survey, if memory serves me rightly. This is where they work out the target public for a marketing campaign, best guess is it is for the super power release.