Journalist: "Do you believe that the Galactic emperor called Xenu, who brought his people to earth 75 million years ago and buried them in volcanos?"
Tommy Davis: "I am not going to discuss the disgusting perversions of Scientology beliefs . . ."
THE PUNCHLINE IS THAT TOMMY DAVIS DOES BELIEVE THAT.
AND THE JOURNALIST ACTUALLY IS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY.
BUT SINCE SCIENTOLOGISTS ARE TRAINED TO LIE TO THE MEDIA, WHEN A WOG
TELLS THE TRUTH ABOUT SCIENTOLOGY AND L. RON HUBBARD'S TEACHINGS,
THEY EVEN LIE ABOUT THAT TOO. AND THEY GET MAD. AND THEY BLOW.