Maybe we could start a thread on ESMB about alledged misdeeds by Mr. COB?
Seriously, though, this Special Briefing just in from Int Base:
State of Emergency Declared - Mandatory All Hands Evolution Starting Now Now Now!
Heavy Hussar Action Required To Bring Monster Hill 10 Under Control.
As a result of recent treasonous activity by bitter defrocked apostates in the field, Generalissimo David Miscavige Lopez de Santa Ana has been required to save the madre church once again in glorious and heroic fashion.
Single handedly his Potency has caused
highest ever footbullets in a hearing of this typea faster outcome than ever before in a hearing of this type.
However the copper rods that keep him grounded have been seriously depleted by the sheer amount of
angstcharge the Generalissimo has had to confront and handle.
Through it all, though, the man previously known as COB has remained
delusionaloptimistic and stated:
"No stinkin' rag-tag bunch in that pipsqueak Texas town of San Antonio, led by Colonel Travis Jeffrey, Annie Oakley Cook, David Crockett Rathbun and Jim Bowie Rinder is going to stop me! I'll give them somethin' to remember!"
Buoyed by this great news, all staff are expected to work around the clock to procure, fabricate and install a new set of copper rods for the Generalissimo.
Also, all staff are to submit to random
gang-bang sec checksquestioning until the person is found who assessed the List of Jeffreys' Deposition Questions on the Generalissimo last Monday. Until the 'who' is found all staff will be berthing in the 2 doublewide trailers now known as 'Rancho Deluxe' and eating regurgitated slop now known as the 'El Segundo - Scattergood' diet.
That's it, Start!
LA (EX) SCN
"Timid men prefer the calm of despotism to the boisterous sea of liberty."
Thomas Jefferson, 1784
"The world is a dangerous place to live; not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it." ~ Albert Einstein
"Sometimes experts use their experience not to explore the future, but merely to protect the past."~ Dr. Michael Hewitt-Gleeson
I am going to pay close attention to this part of the arguement. I am sure that Jeffrey will have this base covered before the Church even steps into the batter's box.
the many blogs, perhaps even this one! No doubt The Village Voice
has offered him access to its extensive background information.
Certainly can't hurt though if those with personal background offer
their stories...especially if they are willing to submit depositons or
are willing to testify in court.
Last edited by NonScio; 9th March 2012 at 02:46 AM. Reason: spelling error
Good luck to Debbie. I knew Debbie when she first got into Scientology. She used to consistently be the highest bookseller of DMSMH. I have the highest regard for Debbie and admire her courage. Iím not giving a lot of detail because I know Slappy is watching.