What Would Make Scientology Acceptable?

[NoName]

I read the book "INSIDE SCIENTOLOGY" by Janet Reitman. DEVASTATING.

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My stats are up: I just got 9 more people out! They are reading the book. Had to wait to get it at the library but they are on their way to total freedom! Hip-Hip-Hooray!!

Did that get you out? I have selfish reasons for wanting to know what gets people out.

[TheRealNoUser]

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Millions of people are reading this book and using it everyday; celebrities, mothers, doctors, attorney's, dentists and students. It is on the #1 best seller list and billions of copies have been sold.

Hello Janet,

Even though your reply is basically just advertising spam, which I despise almost as much as Scientology, here is a reply for you:

So "Millions of people are reading this book", yet "billions of copies have been sold".

So that means more than a billion people of the "billions" who bought the book have decided not to read it? That makes me think it might be a crap book.

Please post some official sales figures, charts, weblinks etc to support your claim, as this would make it the most successful book in history. Or are you just another scammer?

Janet, you should probably start your own thread entitled "Proof That Billions Of Copies Of My Book Have Been Sold".

[NoName]

Even though your reply is basically just advertising spam, which I despise almost as much as Scientology, here is a reply for you:

So "Millions of people are reading this book", yet "billions of copies have been sold".

So that means more than a billion people of the "billions" who bought the book have decided not to read it?

Please post some official sales figures, charts, weblinks etc to support your claim, as this would make it the most successful book in history. Or are you just another scammer?

I believe that was written tongue in cheek. It resembles the Dianetics commercials from the 1980's that I remember very well - the resemblance is so striking that I saw it immediately for what it was.

It also explained the million versus billion glaring flaw of logic and lack of dox.

[The Anabaptist Jacques]

Ice Cream.

Serve ice cream with every muster and graduation.

That would make it a little more acceptable.

The Anabaptist Jacques

[Panda Termint]

Ice Cream.

Serve ice cream with every muster and graduation.

That would make it a little more acceptable.

The Anabaptist Jacques

I think that's already been done TAJ, I asked the CO of an Org about her successful actions at Musters and Graduations and she said, "I SCREAM!!!"

[TheRealNoUser]

My answer boils down to one word...


NOTHING.

La La Lou Lou has nailed it.

I have just received proof of the above statement.

This thread is now CLOSED.

[Mystic]

I have been very seriously considering this most important and valuable question of what would make Scientology acceptable.

And as I have been contemplating this most important and valuable question, I have had my attention focused. Yes, focused. Focused right down there in the toilet. And yes, after due consideration of this matter I have come to a most momentous realization:

F L U S H !

There. Now Scientology is acceptable.

[Neverknew]

What if it were only a book? A point of view to consider?

I do like Wicca but I would be considered a loon if I danced and chanted by a bonfire in the woods. I can read tarot cards but no more than I can read your own body language vocal connotations fashion sense/preferences or anything about the air about you it doesn't make me a psychic quack it makes me overly observant. If you read a persons spiritual pov then you have learned something and can perhaps incorporate it as part of your own but if it makes you want to become them then you have worse problems and if they try to turn you into them then they have worse problems.

I hope LRH comes back next time as a Grand Canyon tourist carrying burro then we can pile all of our crap on his back

[ILove2Lurk]

Did any pirate or unauthorized draft of Garrison's book ever surface on the Internet?

HH,

From a very good source close to the book negotiations, a final physical printed out manuscript was handed over to COS and Garrison was paid off. The book was either locked up or perhaps shredded later. Unclear what happened to the manuscript after the deal was made.

Never been leaked, AFAIK.

Or I would have gotten my mitts on it!

ILove2Lurk

[Claire Swazey]

What if it were only a book? A point of view to consider?

I do like Wicca but I would be considered a loon if I danced and chanted by a bonfire in the woods. I can read tarot cards but no more than I can read your own body language vocal connotations fashion sense/preferences or anything about the air about you it doesn't make me a psychic quack it makes me overly observant. If you read a persons spiritual pov then you have learned something and can perhaps incorporate it as part of your own but if it makes you want to become them then you have worse problems and if they try to turn you into them then they have worse problems.

I hope LRH comes back next time as a Grand Canyon tourist carrying burro then we can pile all of our crap on his back

I don't. I hope he comes back as a healthy happy person who puts family and friends first and who has a profound allergy to organized religion.