MELBOURNE Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

[Panda Termint]

Oh, they all seem so shiny, so happy... on the outside.
Keep pedaling, kids.

[sallydannce]

They all seem so happy and earnest. What's not to like about scientology?

Let me the count the ways....

[Zhent]

Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 62, July 5 2012





14 bridge steps in the last 60 days? Why am I not impressed at all about this?

What happened to the 'flood' of TRs & Objectives completion that was lauded in previous newsletters (only 4???) ? What about all those purif completions (only 3???) ?

Of course I have little concept of what is actual 'good' production for a Class V org, but really this boastful crowing about 14 completions just seem rubbish. Good luck clearing the planet...

Completion list text version:

Jaimee Trio - The Purification Rundown

David White - The Purification Rundown

Robert Mincone - The Purification Rundown

Stephen Minton - Objectives Processing

Fyonna Mckenzie - Objectives Processing

Yong He - Objectives Processing

Nat Conti - TRs & Objectives Co-Audit Course

Tracy Tseng - TRs & Objectives Co-Audit Course

Alice Cho - TRs & Objectives Co-Audit Course

Adrian Caligiuri - TRs & Objectives Co-Audit Course

Greg Paul - Scientology Drug Rundown

Hunter Leonard - Expanded Grade 0

Pino Mincone - Expanded Grade 0

Jenni Gyffyn - False Purpose Rundown

Melbourne Saint Hill Size Newsletter (quietly renamed to 'recruitment newsflash' as they have no hope of going saint hill size)




ANOTHER person joins staff and ANOTHER person leaves (implicitly). I cannot stress this enough, this is absolutely ridiculous staff turnover. And they are now so desperate for staff they appear to be pinching recruits from right under Sydney Org's nose!!!


Text list:

Melbourne Day Technical Complement Standings:

AUDITORS:
1. James Rinder
2. Anthony Simpson
3. Yvonne Henry
4. Tracey Lucas
5. Cat Kemble
6. Annalisa Rinder
7. Josh Hsieh (I/T - Level III completion)
8. Tinny Chen (I/T - Level III completion)
9.
10.
11.
12.
13.
14.
15.
16.

STAFF AUDITORS:
1. Kate Foundas
2. Pauline Turner
3.
4.
5.

SUPERVISORS:
1. Caroline Maloney
2. Eve Vennell
3. Gabrielle Harper
4. Kylie Beck
5. Naomi Banfield (I/T - almost done!!!)
6.
7.
8.
9.
10.

WORD CLEARERS:
1. Ray Lester
2.
3.

SENIOR C/S:
1. Emme Messina

CASE SUPERVISORS:
1. Geoff Serra
2. Ruth Price

CRAMMING OFFICERS:
1. Cindy Simes
2.

STAFF TRAINING OFF:
1.

[scooter]

Despite having a dozen or so SO now stationed in Melbourne (including Snr HCO working full-time on recruiting for Melbourne) they can't crack the 110 mark

Shrinking much, cult? No matter how much "Command Intention" tells you to make Melbourne work, it isn't going to happen.

Three Taiwanese bridge completions - they wouldn't be CLO crew stationed in Melbourne by any chance?

[Panda Termint]

Yep, all that long-hoped-for expansion, all those dreams of a truly ideal org, all that time, money, blood, sweat and tears and it's just not happening.
It's amazing how long it takes some people to see that.

I've said it here on ESMB several times before but, just for fun, I'll say it again;

I think John Duignan said it best in his book, The Complex.

On page 164, discussing the Hubbard method of statistical management of the CofS he says,

"Despite the Founder's insistence that an accurate statistical analysis would solve all the organisational problems and cause a huge boom in income and delivery, the real reason these little churches remained impoverished was simply that the general public did not, never had and never would like Scientology."

I think that is as good as it gets in terms of explaining these things.

[Zhent]

I have posted this promo before, but I got it again and it is definetly worth reposting given the furore over the TomKat divorce.

Feel free to feed to the media!

Church of Scientology Melbourne Courses for Kids

[Zhent]

Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 63 - July 9th 2012




Oh good grief... they even pulled Virginia Stewart out for this one, extolling how regging people for staff is magically going to 'turn the tide of suppression'

I like how they are seated dining style, couldn't get enough people in for regular rows of seats?

Oh, and I almost missed this beauty:

"Following them were further performances which were simply from that time and age where anything went."

LOL










Disgusting.

[Purple Rain]

It sounds like people are starting to at least want a feed in exchange for decades of being hassled by debt collectors.

[R6Basic]

I 'massively successful expansion event' were a whole 4 people signed up to be on staff!

I bet 1 will not even start another won't last the first 3 months the last two might, might make it for 2 or so years.

[scooter]

Virginia's "years" on the front line have taken a toll on her - she looks shit. Even compared to her last public outing, she has aged dramatically.

And the scam continues.