MELBOURNE Org Newsletter/Promo Leak Thread

[HappyGoLucky :)]

Wow, I find it amazing how these people can be so "happy" having to fork out over and over again like this. It boggles my mind.

I remember my EO told me I was "dilutional" when I first told him I was leaving. He also implied I was stupid, by telling me that I had "lots of MUs". Well, now I aml very very smart from this vantage point!

[Zhent]

Another recent Melbourne Newsletter, though this one is boring.


Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 52, April 19 2012




Oh poor Rudi, on Dianetics his 3rd time! And where are the graduation photos, or any other news of substance? Don't tell me org production is dwindling!

[Opter]

R.K says that he can now run a Book one session,as a result of reading the book again, as a basic book..I'm very happy for his renewed understanding and I don't want to boast,but I was a damn good Book one auditor after the first time I read the book/DMSMH.


Opter

[scooter]

Ok, let me get this straight in my own mind.

This promotes an Executive Business owner's conference held EVERY Tuesday night - by the ED's husband.

It's promoting the Purif, with a few vague "Success Stories"

It has three graduates of Basic Courses with their "Success Stories"

The staff photo from a year ago is semi-titled "Foundation staff, but it's a combined Day/Foundation staff photo.

Therefore, I conclude:

The stats suck - hugely.

Staff numbers are badly down.

Three basic courses are the TOTAL delivery for the org for the week, (or maybe even fortnight)

The reality of the rut they are drowning in is starting to reach the staff that all is not well, because they can't even find something to INVENT happiness-over-unlimited-straight-up-and-vertical-expansion.

Desperate cult is desperate.

[Freeminds]

[Zhent]

Some old issues of Melbourne Day FSM Newsletter.

Sorry the conversion to a forum friendly format has left the quality somewhat lacking.

Melbourne Day FSM News 10th November 2011







Melbourne Day FSM News Issue 18







Melbourne Day FSM News Issue 18 (sic)






Melbourne Day FSM News Issue 20







Melbourne Day FSM News Issue 21







I might post some more later.



And OMG the irony of this picture is hurting my brain:



MELBOURNE STAFFERS BEING EDUCATED ON HUMAN RIGHTS. DID YOU KNOW YOU HAVE RIGHTS?

Gee I wonder when the lecture on "The right to a fair wage and protective workplace laws" will be held.



Oh, and;

[R2-45]

WTF?

"Trail of the Red Diamonds" is clearly an allegory.

And that "Fruit Cup" item: :shiver:

At least as they shrink and degenerate as an organization, they seem to be easy to entertain and content to ignore symbolism and sensibilities that are common in the outside world.

They should have had a Squirrel Busters film crew covering this event.

Oh.

Wait...


:shudder:

It looks like a fckn circus! And that is a good thing.


Good work as usual, Zhent.

[Free to shine]

Tony Ortega of Village Voice has featured the Blues Brothers event including all the photos! Heehee

http://blogs.villagevoice.com/runnin...and_elwood.php

Check the comments section.

TheHoleDoesNotExist 12 hours ago

A scientological Greenfest? Soylent Green probably closer to the truth. Instead of eating their young, they're feeding them to the Sea Ogre. I just see more sicko grooming of the kiddies.

History of Man should be the Only biography of Hubbard; just retitle it "Being Ron Hubbard".

Blues Brothers Fundraiser shows 120 or so Scientologists of Australia left. I'm going with Aussie to be the first Clear of scientology Country. I want to know why that nun was precariously placed on a platform with roller wheels.

What in the name of Xenu are those two twerps doing in that Aretha Franklin pose, with those clothes? Leave Aretha alone!
And to that couple from Sydney who merely Phoned in their dono: Heh, Come To Present Time! The days when you could buy your way out of Ethics smackdowns are long gone. Report in now and bring your wallet & 1st born.

All in all, I'm going with manic depressive.

Teenintrunk 11 hours ago

Just some observations from down in tampa fl....
Its has gotten pretty bad here in ybor @the ideal org, the scientologists are no longer allowed to wear their uniforms around the streets...because the harassment has gotten so bad. They dont walk around handing out free stress test cards anymore either. That means that Mr ortega has been doing a great job, putting the fear into these folks because the curtain tech is working and the armed guards are posted.

[Zhent]

Melbourne Foundation Newsletter - Issue 53, 22 April 2012






More coverage from the ANZO fundraiser last weekend.


And once again a lack of course completions. Is the top performing org in the world really only producing a few graduates a week? In fact the lack of a formal graduation photo (ie on the stage with audience) suggests they have scrapped the Friday graduation due to a lack of people.

[Emma]

Good lord. Do they actually do any training or auditing in that Org anymore?

I'm embarrassed for them. Thank God I'm no longer a part of it. Although I guess I'd look ok in a black suit & sunglasses.