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    It's tough being a metromale.

    Yesterday I suffered with PMT all day and going into today my emotions were up and down like a whore's drawers with my hormones all over the place. On top of that I had to make decisions......like does this belong in Off Topic, Humour, or Human potential self discovery outside and beyond scientology. I made the decision. I must be getting better.
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    It's tough being a metromale.

    Yesterday I suffered with PMT all day and going into today my emotions were up and down like a whore's drawers with my hormones all over the place. On top of that I had to make decisions......like does this belong in Off Topic, Humour, or Human potential self discovery outside and beyond scientology. I made the decision. I must be getting better.
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    Quote Originally Posted by degraded being View Post
    It's tough being a metromale.

    Yesterday I suffered with PMT all day and going into today my emotions were up and down like a whore's drawers with my hormones all over the place. On top of that I had to make decisions......like does this belong in Off Topic, Humour, or Human potential self discovery outside and beyond scientology. I made the decision. I must be getting better.
    WTF is PMT????? BTW, I just thought of a great idea for a song parody. "Thank God I'm a Metromale" tune of John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy." BUT ... since I am not familiar with the topic, I will need you to provide a long list of key words that go along with being a metromale so I have something to work with lyric wise.

    In the past, I did "Thank God I'm a Ghetto Boy" to that same tune, but, it would take a lot of asking from folks for me to post it here because it is definitely politically incorrect and might piss some folk off.

    Pete

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoNuclear View Post
    WTF is PMT????? BTW, I just thought of a great idea for a song parody. "Thank God I'm a Metromale" tune of John Denver's "Thank God I'm a Country Boy." BUT ... since I am not familiar with the topic, I will need you to provide a long list of key words that go along with being a metromale so I have something to work with lyric wise.

    In the past, I did "Thank God I'm a Ghetto Boy" to that same tune, but, it would take a lot of asking from folks for me to post it here because it is definitely politically incorrect and might piss some folk off.

    Pete
    Did you say Johnny Cash?

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    Quote Originally Posted by degraded being View Post
    Did you say Johnny Cash?
    No, John Denver, as in died in a plane crash and had a face that looked like that of a frog.

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