DM's Statistic.

[Idle Morgue]

Slappy's stat is number of slaps slapped.

THAT ONE CRACKED ME UP!! LAUGHED OUT LOUD!!!

[Thrak]

Number of Ideal Holes under construction.

[cakemaker]

WDAH's = Well Done Assaults per Hour
GI = Gross Insults

[still here]

DM also misunderstood getting into the Condition of Power, and obviously thinks he needs to be in a Position of Power.....

[Sindy]

Number of informed people on the outside
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Number of threatened and unenlightened people on the inside

+ Blackmailed Celebrities - Execs in the Hole + Willing Slaves
- Nick Xenophon, Anonymous, ESMB, Ex-Scientologists, Critics, etc, etc.

= Sand left in the hourglass



Bye, bye, Davey.

[JustMe]

Slappy's stat is number of slaps slapped.

News flash....secret video clips smuggled out of scientology HQ in Hemet, CA showing DM meeting with other top execs!!!!!:

[oneonewasaracecar]

What is DM's Statistic or (S)? What determines his upstat/downstat status?

The number of cocks sucked on Hollywood Boulevard.

[Idle Morgue]

Here are Slappy's stats as of June 2010. Anyone got the stats as of 2012? Should be straight down and vertical but would like to see the stats.

# of BLOWS is straight up and verticle - Slappy's dad, El Ron's grand daughter, Lisa Marie Presley, soon to be announced Katie Holmes just to name a few in the past 3 months. Maybe Tom Cruise will blow next? It really is a possibility now.

Another one of Slappy's stats that is real and it is way up - is # of bad PR articles, tweets, facebook postings, news reports about how creepy and weird Scientology really is and IT IS the cause of Tom Cruise's divorce!