
Originally Posted by
GoNuclear
Has the hottie become a Scio? Who knows. The pose is apropos because it hints at but nevertheless hides the clam. (How's that for a pun?!) Anyways, I will take this opportunity to repost a song parody about sex and Scientology.
Pete
Scilon Love, tune of Muskrat Love
(apologies to Alan Ramsey and to the Captain and Tenile)
Scilons, Scilons, what a sight,
Tryin’ so hard to make it go right,
And the reason,
Need 2D’s for pleasin’.
Scilon Susie, Scilon Sam,
Look for A-R-C out in Scilon land.
Her face is fuzzy,
Sammy’s teeth are skuzzy.
Yeah, they’re makin’ postulates go “Bingo!”
Two-way comm’n in Scilon lingo,
Breakin’ all the rules from above,
It looks like Scilon love …
With loins on fire, and mind full of sleaze,
Sammy says to Suzie,
“Honey, would you please, be my 2D?”
And she says yes, and gives up the booty …
And now he’s ticklin’ her fancy,
‘Poonin’ camel toe,
Soon straight to ethics, there both gonna go,
To K-R each other, and then seek another.
Yeah, they made their postulates go “Bingo!”
And they two-way comm’d in Scilon lingo,
But they couldn’t dodge the flak from above,
And so goes Scilon love …
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