New Scientology Slogans!
Well with all the latest news...Debbie Cook's email, the Cruisers crashing, Freedom Medal defectors, Miscavige senior, L. Ron's granddaughter, Marty's book, et al...it's high time Scientology got some new slogans and here's your chance to write your favorites.
Here's mine:
Scientology: Stick a Fork In It
"Religion is free; Scientology is neither."
"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever." - George Orwell, 1984
"L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot
"And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)..."unlimited wealth"" - Mystic
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Maybe to improve their image with the homosexual community they could start saying: Go queer!
All Scientologists are Ex-Scientologists. They just don't know it yet.
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New slogan:
Scientology--We're here and we're weird!
The Anabaptist Jacques
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We come back (for everything, including your soul).
"Look around your wallet and find something I can have"
Ye olde cultic 'havingness' process
courtesy of HelluvaHoax ... just before he FLOUNCED OFF LIKE A GIRL and deserted us all without so much as a backward glance to become a lurker and dilettante!
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Originally Posted by guanoloco
That would make an excellent picket sign slogan these days.
Pete
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ASK ME ABOUT TOTAL FREEDOM
You use TRO-IV and I'll use TR-L
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Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)
Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!
I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".
For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.
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SCIENTOLOGY MAKES THE ABLE MORE ABLE
How much are you able to pay today?
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Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)
Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!
I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".
For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.
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You know, there's a hilarious bunch of SCN BUMPER STICKER slogans on some thread. I don't recall which. Maybe more than one thread.
I guess I don't know how to do an Advanced Search because then I do it, I get a list of all the threads where I posted a Bumper Sticker (key words of the search)....
So a big old list comes up with many threads.
I see that the Stupid Thread has some, but I cannot figure out how to go directly to the post. And I ain't re-reading thousands of posts! LOL
Anybody know how to get the specific posts to show up without digging thru an entire thread?
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Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)
Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!
I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".
For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.
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I found one of the BUMPER STICKER posts on the Stupid Thread from June 2011.
ASK ME ABOUT TOTAL FREEDOM!
I can't tell you what Ron says, because that's verbal tech.
But I can make some shit up, which is pretty much the same thing.
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Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)
Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!
I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".
For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.
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Scientology, for a limited time only!
"Your Freezone stinks."
- Steve Hall
"It is true that the term FZ includes many varients of Scn, and some may be inadequate. Or even wrong headed."
- Terril Park
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