Free Dumb Magazine - WTF?

[scooter]

Further predictions:

There will be folks sent to the Hole right now for "causing this flap" and "losing Katy Holmes to $cientology" because they "failed to forward Command Intention."

Katy was picked by Miscavige Himself (on advice from Shelley) so she can't be SP. Miscavige performed the wedding ceremony and went along on the honeymoon so He knows she isn't SP.

Therefore, failure to carry out His program to deal with Rathbun et al is the reason for this PR flap, carefully timed for when He was busy on the FailWinds with the Anniversary cruise, shmoozing His remaining "whales."

Only SPs with intimate knowledge of His heavy workload would know that this was the time to strike at Mankind's Only Hope but they and their Psych backers have failed and He will pull $cientology back from the brink, now that the incompetent DBs who allowed this to happen have been sent where they belong.

And I'll bet he's spreading the Word right now to His closest friends like TC and the remaining Whales (sounds like a garage band eh?)

Pity I'll probably never know if I'm right or not.

[Megalomaniac]

I cruised through a bit of 'freedum' but really couldn't dig the sloppy writing style. The parts I read were more like a rant.

Heh, heh, I said "cruised."

This is no rant. This is the compassionate road to redemption.

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The unified and detailed planning, created by President Kim Il Sung and intensified and developed by General Kim Jong Il, is the best scientific and revolutionary system of planning and method. The unified planning prevents in advance the departmentalism and localism of the producers and subjectivism and bureaucratism of the state organs by combining the state's centralized guidance with the mass line so that it helps to draw up dynamic and scientific plan.

The DPRK practically guarantees the people genuine political freedom and rights according to the fundamental requirement of the Juche idea for enhancing man's independence and creativity in every way...

The working people have the right to work and rest, the right to education and free medical care and freedom of scientific, literary and artistic pursuits. ...

The working people are guaranteed inviolability of the person and the home and privacy of correspondence. The rights and freedom of citizens steadily increase with the consolidation and development of the socialist system..