Church of Scientology releases response to the divorce of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

[ChuckNorrisCutsMyLawn]

http://piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com/201...es/?hpt=pm_mid

With respect to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce, the Church has no comment. Please direct any questions to their representatives. This is and always was a private family matter and the Church will continue to respect their privacy.

With respect to your other questions, the Church regrets that excommunicated self-serving apostates are sadly exploiting private family matters to further their hate-filled agendas against their former faith. Having left the Church many years ago, these sources have no current knowledge about the Church and their recollections are distorted by their animosity.

Every religion has its detractors and these stories come at a time of tremendous Church growth. Anyone desiring correct information about the Church can find it on the Church’s website, www.scientology.org, which contains thousands of pages of information and hundreds of videos involving all aspects of Scientology.

Very truly yours,

Karin Pouw
Media Relations
Church of Scientology International

[Lone Star]

http://piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com/201...es/?hpt=pm_mid

With respect to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce, the Church has no comment. Please direct any questions to their representatives. This is and always was a private family matter and the Church will continue to respect their privacy.

With respect to your other questions, the Church regrets that excommunicated self-serving apostates are sadly exploiting private family matters to further their hate-filled agendas against their former faith. Having left the Church many years ago, these sources have no current knowledge about the Church and their recollections are distorted by their animosity.

Every religion has its detractors and these stories come at a time of tremendous Church growth. Anyone desiring correct information about the Church can find it on the Church’s website, www.scientology.org, which contains thousands of pages of information and hundreds of videos involving all aspects of Scientology.

Very truly yours,

Karin Pouw
Media Relations
Church of Scientology International

[R6Basic]

Their response never changes.

I guess they think if they say something enough times people will believe it.

[Auditor's Toad]

Why, of vourse, they never get their nose * mouth & hands ) in anybodys private business.

And I call BULLSHIT on that claim.

As should everyone who was ever in that cult.

[LA SCN]

Their response never changes.

I guess they think if they say something enough times people will believe it.

Times over materials = thats what Ron said to do

[PirateAndBum]

Every religion has its detractors and these stories come at a time of tremendous Church growth.

Yes, that's tremendous "church" growth in the cubic sq feet of idle concrete. As to "church" membership well she probably has her stat graph upside down if she thinks that is growing. Or perhaps it is the growth of the length of her "church" nose she actually meant?


Videos covering all aspects of Scn? Really, where do I find the video clips on the RPF and the RPF's RPF? What about clips of COB beating a staff member? You know that is really a management style I'd like to see up close and personal!

[HelluvaHoax!]

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY SCIENTOLOGY
7/09/12: After the worst media natter storm in Scientology's history,
in the week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from the OT Tom Cruise.

"Every religion has its detractors and these stories come
at a time of tremendous Church growth!"


An R-Factor from CoS
spokesman Mr. P. Know Keeoh



We're like totally growing!

[PirateAndBum]

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OFFICIAL STATEMENT BY SCIENTOLOGY
7/09/12: After the worst media natter storm in Scientology's history,
in the week after Katie Holmes filed for divorce from the OT Tom Cruise.

"Every religion has its detractors and these stories come
at a time of tremendous Church growth!"



We're like totally growing!

Tremendous growth in:

Sq feet of Idle Concrete
Red Tagged members
Disaffected members
Bankrupt members
Blown members
Blown Staff members
Blown Sea Org members
Blowing missions
Super OTs that can't keep a wife
Refund requests.
Lies we tell in the guise of PR
Bad press about us
People that think we are a dangerous cult
Attempts at Blowing it up everyone's asses

My God!!! The growth is in fact TREMENDOUS! I'm sure she just didn't have room to mention all the ways!

[R2-45]

http://piersmorgan.blogs.cnn.com/201...es/?hpt=pm_mid

With respect to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes divorce, the Church has no comment. Please direct any questions to their representatives. This is and always was a private family matter and the Church will continue to respect their privacy.

With respect to your other questions, the Church regrets that excommunicated self-serving apostates are sadly exploiting private family matters to further their hate-filled agendas against their former faith. Having left the Church many years ago, these sources have no current knowledge about the Church and their recollections are distorted by their animosity.

Every religion has its detractors and these stories come at a time of tremendous Church growth. Anyone desiring correct information about the Church can find it on the Church’s website, www.scientology.org, which contains thousands of pages of information and hundreds of videos involving all aspects of Scientology.

Very truly yours,

Karin Pouw
Media Relations
Church of Scientology International

Note the red text above:

If some of the high-powered media seriously try to verify the "tremendous growth" information at that link, it just might open up Pandora's box of fail.

[Whitedove]

Our recollections are distorted by our animosity? Or would it be that we have animosity because of our ACTUAL recollections?

This whole release is lies after lies after lies.

Standard Scientology procedures=LIES