Why my goodienesses, sounds like a real cello. Yeah, that's definitely not a fake cello. And you need a page turner.
Ha, I enjoy making a racket turning pages. You are lucky I don't moan when I play. I should talk more, but I find it does not pick up my voice very well, unless I have it right up to my face. Or yell. And mild mannered Winnie does not yell.
"Happy Happy Happy." --Phil Robertson
"You cannot be a musician without a song in your heart." --Leonard Bernstein