I received this promo in the mail - could not scan it - so I will transcribe it:
and I quote:
Make your donations towards your accommodations on the ship, because never has it been so affordable.
You can now buy a week of accommodation for $700 when it was earlier $1,300.
Additionally, you may buy multiple weeks so you get up to 25% discount which brings down your weekly price even further.
Whether you want to come now or later, now is the time to secure your accommodation. Translated from Scientologese to English: Please send us money because we are running out! Everyone in the Organization that we have bilked out of their IRA's, Stock portfolio's, bank accounts and mortgages maxed to the hilt - have no money to send us anymore. It really sucks. We love CASH and need it now. We are willing to degrade the value of the Fleece-Winds so we can pad our bank account and live off of the interest. We are sitting on billions of dollars but Slappy won't let us touch the reserves - per LRH.
Please help us - send us some cash! We don't give a fuck if you show up - we don't deliver anything on the Fleece-Winds. You help keep us floating so we can get the stupid OATEE ATE's on the ship and fleece them for a year of every dime they have.
It appears the the Fleece-Winds are desparate to get people on the ship so they can fleece you of your money, time and your soul.