"Fleece-Winds" slashing their prices - for a limited time only! Yeah, right!

[Idle Morgue]

I received this promo in the mail - could not scan it - so I will transcribe it:

and I quote:


Dear Scientologist,

Make your donations towards your accommodations on the ship, because never has it been so affordable.

You can now buy a week of accommodation for $700 when it was earlier $1,300.

Additionally, you may buy multiple weeks so you get up to 25% discount which brings down your weekly price even further.

Whether you want to come now or later, now is the time to secure your accommodation. Translated from Scientologese to English: Please send us money because we are running out! Everyone in the Organization that we have bilked out of their IRA's, Stock portfolio's, bank accounts and mortgages maxed to the hilt - have no money to send us anymore. It really sucks. We love CASH and need it now. We are willing to degrade the value of the Fleece-Winds so we can pad our bank account and live off of the interest. We are sitting on billions of dollars but Slappy won't let us touch the reserves - per LRH.

Please help us - send us some cash! We don't give a fuck if you show up - we don't deliver anything on the Fleece-Winds. You help keep us floating so we can get the stupid OATEE ATE's on the ship and fleece them for a year of every dime they have.

FEED US-PLEASE!!!

It appears the the Fleece-Winds are desparate to get people on the ship so they can fleece you of your money, time and your soul.

[Jump]

I received this promo in the mail - could not scan it - so I will transcribe it:

and I quote:


Dear Scientologist,

Make your donations towards your accommodations on the ship, because never has it been so affordable.

You can now buy a week of accommodation for $700 when it was earlier $1,300.

Additionally, you may buy multiple weeks so you get up to 25% discount which brings down your weekly price even further.

Whether you want to come now or later, now is the time to secure your accommodation. Translated from Scientologese to English: Please send us money because we are running out! Everyone in the Organization that we have bilked out of their IRA's, Stock portfolio's, bank accounts and mortgages maxed to the hilt - have no money to send us anymore. It really sucks. We love CASH and need it now. We are willing to degrade the value of the Fleece-Winds so we can pad our bank account and live off of the interest. We are sitting on billions of dollars but Slappy won't let us touch the reserves - per LRH.

Please help us - send us some cash! We don't give a fuck if you show up - we don't deliver anything on the Fleece-Winds. You help keep us floating so we can get the stupid OATEE ATE's on the ship and fleece them for a year of every dime they have.

FEED US-PLEASE!!!

It appears the the Fleece-Winds are desparate to get people on the ship so they can fleece you of your money, time and your soul.

It's pretty cheap, but it will give us to redge your ass while you're part of the 'captive audience' held aboard the ship - so bring your credit cards and cheque book.

It's not as if you can just go overboard anytime .. oh wait

[guanoloco]

$700? That's still a pretty expensive way to catch lung cancer!

Kind of like smoking cigarettes... oh wait...that's right...Ron discovered the false data on that one.

[Lone Star]

$700? That's still a pretty expensive way to catch lung cancer!

Kind of like smoking cigarettes... oh wait...that's right...Ron discovered the false data on that one.

I know an OT8 who throughout his life was a devout anti-smoker. Always urging smokers around him to quit. Wouldn't allow anyone to smoke in his house. Several years ago he achieves the enlightened state of OT8.....and starts smoking. Now he's a chain smoker. I guess he had a cog and a realization.

Of course cancer can't touch him now. OTs never get cancer.

[GoNuclear]

I received this promo in the mail - could not scan it - so I will transcribe it:

and I quote:


Dear Scientologist,

Make your donations towards your accommodations on the ship, because never has it been so affordable.

You can now buy a week of accommodation for $700 when it was earlier $1,300.

Additionally, you may buy multiple weeks so you get up to 25% discount which brings down your weekly price even further.

Whether you want to come now or later, now is the time to secure your accommodation. Translated from Scientologese to English: Please send us money because we are running out! Everyone in the Organization that we have bilked out of their IRA's, Stock portfolio's, bank accounts and mortgages maxed to the hilt - have no money to send us anymore. It really sucks. We love CASH and need it now. We are willing to degrade the value of the Fleece-Winds so we can pad our bank account and live off of the interest. We are sitting on billions of dollars but Slappy won't let us touch the reserves - per LRH.

Please help us - send us some cash! We don't give a fuck if you show up - we don't deliver anything on the Fleece-Winds. You help keep us floating so we can get the stupid OATEE ATE's on the ship and fleece them for a year of every dime they have.

FEED US-PLEASE!!!

It appears the the Fleece-Winds are desparate to get people on the ship so they can fleece you of your money, time and your soul.

You miserable little dilletante! You should be looking at your investment portfolio and/or line of credit right now to see what you can do to take advantage of this wonderful offer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And what a wonderful experience it will be for you ... out on the high seas, away from all of that miserable entheta that keeps you upset and prevents case gain. Oh, while you're here ... pay no attention to that 7 year old girl strapped to one of the boilers. She is a very old thetan in a child's body and she pulled this in, it is the necessary force to overcome her reactive bank. It's for her own good.

Pete

[guanoloco]

I know an OT8 who throughout his life was a devout anti-smoker. Always urging smokers around him to quit. Wouldn't allow anyone to smoke in his house. Several years ago he achieves the enlightened state of OT8.....and starts smoking. Now he's a chain smoker. I guess he had a cog and a realization.

Of course cancer can't touch him now. OTs never get cancer.

Lone Star,

You've got to post this on the stupid thread.

I'm otherwise at a loss for words.

[Moosejewels]

I know an OT8 who throughout his life was a devout anti-smoker. Always urging smokers around him to quit. Wouldn't allow anyone to smoke in his house. Several years ago he achieves the enlightened state of OT8.....and starts smoking. Now he's a chain smoker. I guess he had a cog and a realization.

Of course cancer can't touch him now. OTs never get cancer.

Is this an IQ issue ?

[Auditor's Toad]

$700 ?.....Let me see, a blue asbestos laden little old boat with militant meals times & damn little to do except dodge reges, or, for the same - or less - money for a week on a top of the line super plush extremely laid back fun cruise ship with food, casino, real swimming pools, etc 23 / 7 ?

Duh.....letme think.........gee............uh.......hmmmm.....