Scientology Hand Cream!!!

[Claire Swazey]

OMG, you'll never guess what I found!

Remember all that hand cream we used to have to put on and then put more on and more? And Vaseline Intensive Care original formula was sooo nasty...til they started making the other ones? And everyone wanted to use that brand cuz LRH recommended it.

Sooo much handcream...Gallons and gallons of it.

So I was shopping on Ebay for my birthday (I pick stuff out and tell John that he bought it for me) and he was looking on and for yucks, we decided to pull up Scientology. Hadn't done this in eons. So I found this Scn handcream!!!

They have a website. The produce appears to be marketed by Avanti group which I think may be the same people who do the snackie machines with the bar code thingie like we have where I work. Dunno if those guys are Scn'ists, too, or just a middleman.

http://www.auditors-choice.com/

[DagwoodGum]

OMG, you'll never guess what I found!

Remember all that hand cream we used to have to put on and then put more on and more? And Vaseline Intensive Care original formula was sooo nasty...til they started making the other ones? And everyone wanted to use that brand cuz LRH recommended it.

Sooo much handcream...Gallons and gallons of it.

So I was shopping on Ebay for my birthday (I pick stuff out and tell John that he bought it for me) and he was looking on and for yucks, we decided to pull up Scientology. Hadn't done this in eons. So I found this Scn handcream!!!

They have a website. The produce appears to be marketed by Avanti group which I think may be the same people who do the snackie machines with the bar code thingie like we have where I work. Dunno if those guys are Scn'ists, too, or just a middleman.

http://www.auditors-choice.com/

"cuz LRH recommended it" Would that indicate he'd gotten a deal on used handcream? Snotty nosed Jonnie Goodboy's and their copious use of handcream, nasty business...

[Moosejewels]

Secret ingredient : silicoinsulator, for that perpetual FN !

[Lone Star]

This is hilarious! When I first looked at the page I thought it might be a spoof....but it's REAL! (Of course it's overpriced)

You know how many times you probably had to loosen your shoes, or take them off in order to metab for the meter? There should be a special line of Auditing Shoes, not too tight, not too loose, just right!

[Student of Trinity]

We have yet to talk to an auditor or client who did not have anything but praise for our hand cream!

Which is to say that everyone to whom they have talked so far has had something other than praise for their product. I don't think most people are really overly critical about hand cream, so if absolutely everyone has had a complaint, this must really be some pretty nasty stuff.

But probably their hand cream is actually fine, and it's just that their website is showcasing the benefits of L. Ron Hubbard's Study Tech.

[DagwoodGum]

Which is to say that everyone to whom they have talked so far has had something other than praise for their product. I don't think most people are really overly critical about hand cream, so if absolutely everyone has had a complaint, this must really be some pretty nasty stuff.

But probably their hand cream is actually fine, and it's just that their website is showcasing the benefits of L. Ron Hubbard's Study Tech.

All depends on which noggin they're floggin. No?

[Commander Birdsong]

"cuz LRH recommended it" Would that indicate he'd gotten a deal on used handcream? Snotty nosed Jonnie Goodboy's and their copious use of handcream, nasty business...

hee hee hee...

l. ron hubbard doing endorsements...

helluvahoax could have a field day with that one

[TrevAnon]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lube

That is all.

[Claire Swazey]

This is hilarious! When I first looked at the page I thought it might be a spoof....but it's REAL! (Of course it's overpriced)

You know how many times you probably had to loosen your shoes, or take them off in order to metab for the meter? There should be a special line of Auditing Shoes, not too tight, not too loose, just right!

OMG, I hated that. And they were always wanting to check my feet. They even made me take off my socks. And I hate having my feet messed with. So I'd be all like, dude, seriously, get away from my feet. ("Trackies" in Claire-ese)

And, yeah, I noticed the pricing.

But, you know, it kind of did seem cute and naive to me.

[JustLurking]

It puts the lotion on it's skin.