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    Default Touch assist for OSA.

    I am under the impression lately that OSA is in PAIN these days!

    I am thinking they need a touch assist bandwagon.


    FEEL MY FINGER OSA:



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    Default Re: Touch assist for OSA.

    All together now:

    FUCK YOU, OSA!!!!!!
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    Let him know that you are walking by his side
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    Try to place that poor man's feet on solid ground
    Just remember he's some mother's precious darlin'
    Always lift him up and never knock him down

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    Default Re: Touch assist for OSA.

    Don't forget the ACK. Post #1 - Thank you. Post # 2 - Okay, Good! WHAT'S HAPPENING OSA?

    OSA - "We are dieing".

    Okay - GOOD! End of Session. Now, the C/S has instructed me to now deliver the:

    END OF LIFE ASSIST!

    Okay, when I post on the internet - and you can't stop me - you will stop breathing!

    You are dieing and will be dropping your body very soon!

    You will run out of money, the public will mock your "religion" and SELL-EBS will be leaving in droves!
    Your dictator - Slappy - will throw temper tantrums and slap slap slap!

    Your new Idle Morgues will sit vacant and no new "RAW MEAT" will come into the buildings and listen to Slappy's PANELS!

    Your staff will be leaving in droves due to the unrealistic goals you have set, your enormous fees for nothing and your Cult Bridge to HELL!

    Okay, START!

    Bye! Bye! Cult of Scamonology!
    Tick Tock Tick Tock

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    Default Re: Touch assist for OSA.

    Quote Originally Posted by Mest Lover View Post
    I am under the impression lately that OSA is in PAIN these days!

    I am thinking they need a touch assist bandwagon.


    FEEL MY FINGER OSA:

    That was worthy of being repeated.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mest Lover View Post
    I am under the impression lately that OSA is in PAIN these days!

    I am thinking they need a touch assist bandwagon.


    FEEL MY FINGER OSA:

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