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    I have heard it said that Ron was a Big Being, and that he had the largest set of Boots on the Sky.

    Is that Ron behind a cactus, or does he also have the largest set of those too??!!

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

    "They must know how to kindle and fan an extravagent hope". - Eric Hoffer about the "true believer". "Total Freedom", "your eternity", and "OT" involve a few of the extravagant hopes in Scientology.

    Go HERE to view and/or download the essay, "The Three Basic Scientology Beliefs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
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    With love, to T-Magoo!

    I know that Magoo would not want to be left out of the craze.

    So, here she is with her very own Say No to Ron cowpoke hat.



    You wear ot well Tory!
    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

    "They must know how to kindle and fan an extravagent hope". - Eric Hoffer about the "true believer". "Total Freedom", "your eternity", and "OT" involve a few of the extravagant hopes in Scientology.

    Go HERE to view and/or download the essay, "The Three Basic Scientology Beliefs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
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    Now this one belongs on the Wizard of Cause thread.
    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)..."unlimited wealth"" - Mystic

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    Quote Originally Posted by guanoloco View Post
    Now this one belongs on the Wizard of Cause thread.
    Priceless!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadfly View Post
    The little criminal midget, with the major over-compensation complex, has been spotted, and he is donning his cowpoke hat along with his Sea org backpack.

    This kind of stuff just makes my day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Never mind Ron... I think I've found Bill Robertson:

    You don't have to worry about squirrels
    unless you are a nut.

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    Default Re: WHERE'S David Miscavige?

    Quote Originally Posted by Gadfly View Post
    The little criminal midget, with the major over-compensation complex, has been spotted, and he is donning his cowpoke hat along with his Sea org backpack.

    This guys is too tall for Miscavige!
    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face — forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)..."unlimited wealth"" - Mystic

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    The cowpoke craze is slowly beginning to be felt in the ritzy fashion world.

    At a recent photo shoot for Cosmopolitan magazine, Megan Fox was seen donning the latest in "Say No" cowpoke head gear.

    "The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell

    "They must know how to kindle and fan an extravagent hope". - Eric Hoffer about the "true believer". "Total Freedom", "your eternity", and "OT" involve a few of the extravagant hopes in Scientology.

    Go HERE to view and/or download the essay, "The Three Basic Scientology Beliefs".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadfly View Post
    I have heard it said that Ron was a Big Being, and that he had the largest set of Boots on the Sky.

    Is that Ron behind a cactus, or does he also have the largest set of those too??!!

    GAD!! OMG - unbelievable!! I am going to blow this up and put up this photo of Hubbturd and his "super power" and plaster them all around the NEW IDLE MORGUES!!! YOU ROCK GAD!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gadfly View Post
    The 70's might have been bad, but you should have seen him in the 80's after he had put on some weight!

    Is that a BODY THETAN or does RON have "CAMEL TOE"? WTF???

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