WHERE'S RON?

[_brian]

Quote Originally Posted by Purple Rain View Post
Ron the Chippendale. He so should have gotten the job...

Some day, video footage may surface of this very performance

Evidently ole CowPoke got a sunburn on his face the day of his dance audition. I think he's throwing a little Bollywood in there too.

In his head shot packet, CowPoke professed to be accomplished in every dance style ever created since time immemorial as he was the original inventor in an ancient previous life.

You can put on any genre of music while watching him dance and he will be in perfect sync.

[Freeminds]

Who's that I see in the second row? Can it be America's youngest Eagle Scout?

Adolf Hitler and L Ron Hubbard later split, because Hitler found LRH's politics too right-wing.

[Purple Rain]

Evidently ole CowPoke got a sunburn on his face the day of his dance audition. I think he's throwing a little Bollywood in there too.

In his head shot packet, CowPoke professed to be accomplished in every dance style ever created since time immemorial as he was the original inventor in an ancient previous life.

You can put on any genre of music while watching him dance and he will be in perfect sync.

Well, he did postulate that he would be irresistible to women! That is some mojo! Ron the Stripper... lol!

[Freeminds]

L Ron Hubbard

With apologies to pigs.

[Mythbluster]

So, I have been following the hunt for Ron with much belly laughs at these "supposed" sightings, but I was inspired to join the quest.. After much highly scientific research I have discovered that when Ron escaped his meat body to seek out the ultimate "game" he had the genius idea to digitise his Thetan to move with the times! He has been lurking in Rockstars servers waiting for the right time to blow our minds..



this is the cover art for the latest gta game (you can only see it if your ot3 upwards though, everyone else will be locked out from the wonders of Rons new interactive Bridge level due to r6 disruption.)

Check out this link also: http://epsilonprogram.com/

This is REAL viral advertising for the new game featuring an interesting and strangely familiar cult that will feature in the game!

[Gadfly]

So, I have been following the hunt for Ron with much belly laughs at these "supposed" sightings, but I was inspired to join the quest.. After much highly scientific research I have discovered that when Ron escaped his meat body to seek out the ultimate "game" he had the genius idea to digitise his Thetan to move with the times! He has been lurking in Rockstars servers waiting for the right time to blow our minds..



this is the cover art for the latest gta game (you can only see it if your ot3 upwards though, everyone else will be locked out from the wonders of Rons new interactive Bridge level due to r6 disruption.)

Check out this link also: http://epsilonprogram.com/

This is REAL viral advertising for the new game featuring an interesting and strangely familiar cult that will feature in the game!

Great one!!!!!!

[HelluvaHoax!]

Yeah Freeminds, that ole cowpoke sure got around.

Since I don't really engage in any discussions in the regular ESMB forums regarding the Cult, $cn, Lrh etc, these shoops give me an outlet (a picture is worth a thousand words) to express disdain for the creep who brought the malignant rot of a fake mental science, religion and organization into existence.

Awesome shoops!! More case gain than doing Wog thru OT VIII.

[HelluvaHoax!]

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[Mythbluster]

I'm glad to be able to share the good tidings of Rons digital resurrection with you all! Just to be totally clear the page I linked: http://epsilonprogram.com/ wasn't made by me, it really is viral advertising made by rockstar to promote gta5! The cult even has a twitter lol

But just in case you are all wondering what Rons been up to through the analogue years my research has uncovered a couple of his earlier projects to enhance our spirituality through popular culture...

When theres something strange in your BT cluster. Who you gonna call?



They ain't afraid of no thetan!

[Mythbluster]

And it's not just games and movies! Ron was such a hard worker he managed to postulate his way onto the small screen too!



"In 74997988 BC a thetan commando unit was sent to a prison planet by an evil galactic warlord for an overt they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security R6 implant and formed a freedom fighting cult in the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they thrive as thetans of fortune. If you have an engram, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the OT Team! "
The OT Team are:
"Hannibal" Smith (Cowpoke "the source" Ron)
Templeton "Faceman" Peck (David MissCabbage)
Howling Mad Murdock (Howling Marty Wrath-bum)
B.A. Baracus (Issac "the shaft" Hayes)