It seems to me that the Co$ is getting really desperate for an upstat. Some of it is good for lulz (e.g. playing "fuck with the redge" when they call). So, I want to start a thread for discussing desperate acts. If they are funny, even better.
Here is mine:
1. Yesterday's phone calls. I told them that they had a wrong number.
2. 15 minutes later, I answered the phone "Tony's Pizza"
3. 15 minutes later, I answered "Mel's Diner"
4. 10 minutes later, "Coroner's office"
5. 5 minutes later, "Baltimore Counselling and Psychiatry Center. How may I help you."
After that, I turned the phone off. It was relentless. I was never a particularly generous cash cow, so it hasn't been that bad in a while. How desperate are they?