Scientology does deliver an OT / ESP power! Really!

[DagwoodGum]

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Thank goodness, others on this board have experienced "OT" powers too. I was beginning to think I was the only one. We should make a list of all of our "OT" powers.

I'll start. I have one, and can even demonstrate it for you, James Randi, or any other critic.
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That's right, I am working on levitating things "at will". It takes baby steps, but the important thing is, that I am being successful.

Specifically, I have already achieved the ability to levitate farts at will. It's easy. Just focus on releasing the fart and mentally "postulate" it to rise. And without fail.....within moments, it will rise. AMAZING, isn't it?

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TR9eq took that level of OTness to an even higher level in that it drilled you on the ability to project your levitated farts towards specific targets while sparing bystanders. Ultimately you become able to project your farts into black holes and vortex's in order to deliver them to individuals in any location, or time. IE: say you're watching Tom Cruise in TOP GUN and it happens to rub you the wrong way; well with TR9eq you can project your fart gas into his cockpit while he's performing tricky manuevers rendering him temporarily blinded and nauseated while watching his plane crash into a mountainside. Now you are trully OT, oy...

[Truth&Honesty]

TR9eq took that level of OTness to an even higher level in that it drilled you on the ability to project your levitated farts towards specific targets while sparing bystanders. Ultimately you become able to project your farts into black holes and vortex's in order to deliver them to individuals in any location, or time. IE: say you're watching Tom Cruise in TOP GUN and it happens to rub you the wrong way; well with TR9eq you can project your fart gas into his cockpit while he's performing tricky manuevers rendering him temporarily blinded and nauseated while watching his plane crash into a mountainside. Now you are trully OT, oy...

Ahhhhh, I can only dream of such precision targeting. But I'll work on it.

[Infinite]

TR9eq took that level of OTness to an even higher level in that it drilled you on the ability to project your levitated farts towards specific targets while sparing bystanders. Ultimately you become able to project your farts into black holes and vortex's in order to deliver them to individuals in any location, or time. IE: say you're watching Tom Cruise in TOP GUN and it happens to rub you the wrong way; well with TR9eq you can project your fart gas into his cockpit while he's performing tricky manuevers rendering him temporarily blinded and nauseated while watching his plane crash into a mountainside. Now you are trully OT, oy...

Silly wog question: #3468565421321687615

Directing farts in time seems to be a bit tricky. You know, like how it will divide the universe by zero if, while time travelling, you meet yourself; what happens when one fart meets another . . .

[R6Basic]

Scientology does deliver an OT / ESP power! Really!

I know - you think Mimsey is having an acid flashback or something, but hear me out. There is an interesting drill known as TR 8Q. And it delivers the goods! When people make fun of Tom talking to ashtrays, they don't get the point of it - the placing of an intention in an exact location. He is not having a conversation with the ashtray, etc. he is placing a communication in an exact location, like the tip of the corner etc.

This TR 8Q drill, which is on some courses, like the solo courses, is to get the person to put a communication or intention in an exact location. See, when you are solo auditing, like on OT7 freeing space cooties, or entities, it is done telepathically. Since they can be anywhere around you, you need to put the commands / questions exactly where the being (or wiggle as some call it) is. How does one do this? There is a drill that gets one doing it.

It is called TR 8Q, and anybody can do it - no expensive runway etc. Since I don't have a copy to scan and post, I am going to paraphrase (a Scientology sin BTW) and tell that the drill has four steps, and requires a coach. You do a bit of the ashtray drill (stand up in that chair. Thank you. Sit down... etc. till you pass. Then you put the ashtray there and ask it questions like” Are you a corner?” etc in different places in it till you got that down. Then the coach holds his finger in different locations around the chair and you do it some more. Put the question silently (after all, we are drilling telepathy) into the location selected by the coach – and the coach may ask if you really felt you got it there? Etc.

Now for the OT Powers!

The coach will hold his finger in different locations around you, such as behind your back, like above your right ear. You (without guessing) spot it and say: are you behind my right ear? And you get pretty damn good at it. You can spot where the finger is behind, above and below you with certainty, and with no looking for shadows of the coaches hand on the floor or reflections in the door knob or other such nonsense.

Ta Da! Call it OT Powerz, call it ESP, call it psychic phenomena, call it whatever you want but it works and, given good coaching, you too, can have that OT Power! Just get a copy of the TR8Q drill and you are in business!

Mimsey

This is similar to a drill that I read in a book about Ninja technique.

I remember me and a friend trying to figure out were the other was pointing.

Later on this idea was introduced by my Aikido instructor.

[Reasonable]

I have that a lot - personally I attribute it to solo auditing on 7. Not so much an OT ability created by processing, but rather the constant "listening" for responses on a telepathic level from the beings being addressed. I think I pick up the intention of the caller. Sometimes even a few seconds before the phone rings. It is like anything you do over and over - you get better at it. For some reason it happens more with people I know well than with strangers...

Oh! The phone is ringing ! Is it Ed Mcmahon calling from Publisher's Clearing House??

And no, I am not going to try out for the $1 M either. I don't do it 100% of the time. ;p

Mimsey

I have a time machine. It needs some repair. Right now it only works in forward and at regular speed

[DagwoodGum]

Silly wog question: #3468565421321687615

Directing farts in time seems to be a bit tricky. You know, like how it will divide the universe by zero if, while time travelling, you meet yourself; what happens when one fart meets another . . .

Fart gas used in the potentiation and direct manufacture of recreational drugs is one thing. But just how far into the realm of militarization can fart gas clouds as weapons of mass destruction be considered? Now we know that this can be attained using TR9eq as a directional tool in the potentiation of expired Cal-mag in CIA labs to create military grade fart gas as advanced weapons on the battlefield. Do you recollect the hundreds of miles of dead Iraqi soldiers lying alongside their smoldering tanks w/o as much as a shot being fired? I’m not saying that Ingo had anything to say directly about this but it did make me wonder…. I kept my lip zipped as I didn’t want to be branded a “conspiracy theorist”. Let em rip, bombs away, so they say!

[Truth&Honesty]

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Oh great.....Dagwood,

You do realize, of course, you have now attracted the attention of the NSA (National Security Agency), DHS (Dept of Homeland Security), CIA, FBI, and Interpol - by openly discussing the secret WMD terminology (Planetary Clearing, Wall of Fire, Drug Bomb Formula, OT III - VIII, CalMag) and technology processes (TR9eq) that the Church of Scientology uses regarding its WMD. I have heard its first obliteration target may be psychiatrists and mental health workers???? Does anyone know if this is true???

At any rate, DM is going to be very very, angry at you. He may even have to change the location of where it's currently kept - under lock & key at the Gold Headquarters in Hemet, California (19625 Gilman Springs Road Gilman Hot Springs, California 92583).

This is going to be exremely difficult for DM to explain to the authorities! The fact that the place is surrounded by barbed wire, armed (?) guards, has a rifle lookout, and rumors flying about that: Church monies were apparently used to purchase a large amount of ... gunpowder, semi-automatic assault rifles (HK 91 assault rifles capable of firing 300-350 rounds of ammunition a minute), 45 caliber pistols, .380 automatic weapons and twelve gauge shotguns were stockpiled. Apparently these weapons were not registered???

Oh my.....HOW WILL DM EXPLAIN THIS?????



I fear for his imminent incarceration.


Well, I certainly hope you don't get into trouble Dagwood, or disappear into the Hole.








And I certainly hope DM doesn't wake up to........






due to any misunderstandings.......





PS.

I just want to say to any LE officials lurking.......that I left this looney cult a long time ago, and my info is based on heresay. The best person(s) to talk to for additional details, would be either Shelly Miscavige, or Heber Jentzsch ......both of whom may have been involuntarily imprisoned at the compound for the last several years.
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