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    Default 2013 PREDICTIONS - You heard it here first!

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    A similar thread was started in January 2011 for the year of 2011.

    Some uncannily accurate predictions were made that actually happened a year later in 2012. I'll give a few of them on the next post. For now I will reprint the rules:


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    RULES

    1. All PREDICTIONS have to posted by Jan 30th 2011 2013.

    2. No fair editing your predictions once you post them. (Damn, there could be some crazy-ass scamming if people are re-writing the predictions AFTER something happens! LOL)

    3. End of the year, a WINNER and RUNNER UP WINNER is announced based on the most alarmingly accurate prediction that actually came true.

    4. Award also given for the worst freakin prediction that nearly everyone KNEW was never gonna happen in the first place.

    5. Contestants are not allowed to consult with OT's to get answers. (that's cheating)

    6. You can make as many predictions as you want but you can't give 2 opposing predictions like Ron would so that you are always right.
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    From the 2011 PREDICTIONS thread. . .

    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    I am gonna make this my first prediction for 2011.

    TOMMY DAVIS BLOWS
    And he winds up at Marty's Shack.

    Hell, the welcome mat was just thrown out today...

    http://markrathbun.wordpress.com/201...f-tommy-davis/
    Well Tommy did blow. Not bad, eh? LOL
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    I hate to say "I told you so" but the first 2 of these (below) actually did happen and in the time frame predicted (2012). OMG, I am channeling Nostradamus! LOL. (See Jan 2011 post)


    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    2011 Predictions I wish would come true but probably will take a few more years....

    * Katie Holmes blows and writes a tell-all book called "MY LIFE IN SCIENTOLOGY HELL" which become a huge bestseller and her career is fully resurrected with a couple blockbuster movies and a fashion line of clothing that makes her life fun and interesting. And she gets her old cuteness back.

    * One of COS's top Private Investigators decides to write a whistleblower book called "FAIR GAME!" detailing all the dirty tricks and criminal acts routinely ordered by Scn execs and church lawyers.

    * Dan Sherman's meticulously kept secret personal journal of the last 2 decades of COB's deception and propaganda lies (which he facilitated) is stolen by a blowing Int staff member and published on the net.
    Katie Holmes did blow (2012). No book yet.

    One of COS's top Private Investigators did decide (in 2012) to write a whistleblower book detailing all the dirty tricks and criminal acts routinely ordered by Scn execs and church lawyers. But just last month the COS bought the manuscript and paid him off to go away.

    The last one is still pending. Let's see if it happens in 2013.
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    Here is another prescient prediction from January 2011 that took slightly longer to materialize, but it happened.

    Actually Schwimmie's prediction about the movie being "made" in 2011 was correct. It was edited and distributed in 2012!


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    I predict that a big budget movie about the life and frauds of L.Ron Hubbard will be made...(---snipped---)
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    In 2013 Scientology will show the world a mother-fucking Clear.

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    In 2013 Scientology will show the world a mother-fucking Clear.
    You don't have to worry about squirrels
    unless you are a nut.

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    Default Re: 2013 PREDICTIONS - You heard it here first!

    2013 will see some very large donors to the IAS complain loudly and strongly about how they were tricked out of their money and the little accountability there is of that money and a few of these very large donors will ask for refunds and leave.

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    Default Re: 2013 PREDICTIONS - You heard it here first!

    I thought Tommy Davis routed out - that he didn't blow - so is there a discount being applied to that prediction?

    I'm going to predict, as long as we are on the PR guys, Karen Pouw gets replaced. Mims


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    Default Re: 2013 PREDICTIONS - You heard it here first!

    My other prediction is that something is going to happen to someone in the hole and it will be a PR disaster for the Church. Sorry to be morbid. Mimsey

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    Marty will decide he is no longer a Scientologist.
    "Scientology: The only game in the universe where the rapist is your ethics officer." - HelluvaHoax

    "Yes Scientology at this point is nothing but its own funeral. You might as well leave early and beat the traffic. " - Thrak

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