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    Default Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    From Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheUniverse/stat...366400/photo/1

    Dear Pat,

    I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    ARC,
    Ben Francis
    Tech Sec ASHOF

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    Quote Originally Posted by CommunicatorIC View Post
    Sounds bossy.

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonycat View Post
    Sounds bossy.
    Not to a Scio...
    Rather the purpose is to make new scientologists.
    And that is what they are trying to fool libraries, businesses and schools into helping them do - spread Scientology and make new scientologists.

    Thanks to Lawrence Brennan for the above quote.

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    https://whyweprotest.net/community/t.../#post-2396350

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous, post: 2396350, member: 10537
    Ben Francis in Scientology's Published Service Completion Lists


    http://www.truthaboutscientology.com...n-francis.html

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    So much said in one little sentence.

    I need
    To get my stats up
    To stop being face ripped
    To eat a decent meal
    To get paid
    To get a night's sleep

    I need to get you
    This is what my superiors have told me to do

    Get your husband
    Your husband, your problem. We can make it a bigger problem if we decide to suggest he is holding you back.

    Onto his student hat
    Your choice. think about this. Is it better to pay for a student hat or force us to force you to do endless costly repair cycles or more. You know we can do this.

    RIGHT NOW
    (oh god I really need to make this go right)

    Arc
    Awh really c'mon
    I need to have just one good day with food and sleep and a good stat.
    I'm all in favour of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters. Solomon Short

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    Command intention from a letter reg ... reminds me of this:

    And dear God, I pray that COB and other cult predators are profoundly humiliated in a way we can all laugh at and give each other high-fives about—after which someone takes us all out for lots of ice cream and then we all go home and get to stay up really late and watch cartoons.

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    I love the twitter comment better
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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    Is:

    "I need you to go fuck yourself."

    An appropriate reply.
    I was in a Space Alien Cult called Scientology. Scientology: the prison of belief.

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    'I need you to...' is a phrase I always hated. It never helped me to comply with the ever so slightly veiled command.

    My second thing is, doesn't night church sound just a little 'Vampire Slayer'?
    Everywhere in the modern world there is neglect, the need to be recognized, which is not satisfied. Art is a way of recognizing oneself, which is why it will always be modern. (Louise Bourgeois)

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    Default Re: Dear Pat, I need you to get your husband started on his Student Hat RIGHT NOW!

    Quote Originally Posted by La La Lou Lou View Post
    'I need you to...' is a phrase I always hated. It never helped me to comply with the ever so slightly veiled command.

    My second thing is, doesn't night church sound just a little 'Vampire Slayer'?
    Isn't that phrasing a complete ARC break? I know the ARC stuff came in part out of Dale Carnegie, and he teaches that you look at it from the other person's point of view and phrase accordingly. At the very least it should be "You need to" as if the person were shirking responsibility.

    I know $CN doesn't have to make sense, but does it have to go out of its way to make nonsense?
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