Cross-posted from another thread discussing "What is the macroscopic idea of Scientology?"
Originally Posted by bigdix
What is the overall theory of scientology?
Hubbard's overall theory is that:
You are a GOD!!!
But you are a stupid GOD that f*cked yourself up trillions of years ago--thus you lost all your memory and superpowers.
Now you are a DEGRADED BEING that can't do anything.
But, wait! You actually can finally do one thing right to return back to your glorious home (universe). You can go away on a cosmic scavenger hunt--and if you successfully bring
The Wizard Ron back the witches broom $500,000, then you will be a God again.
For your $500,000, you receive a bona fide Magic Lamp that you can rub an infinite number of times and immediately receive your every single
Whoa! Know ye that the magic lamp is so magical that it is invisible!
And if you ever mention that the Magic Lamp doesn't work or that it might not even exist, you will be viciously attacked and destroyed by Ron's fanatics--in order to save mankind and evil beings like you along with it.
Because, really you weren't a GOD all along. You were actually the opposite of a GOD, an SP.
But the good news is the tech worked and that we identified and declared another SP (you) that only wanted to sabotage Ron's Magic Lamp project throughout the universe.