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    Sung to the tune of "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry.

    Monique Yingling
    Monique Yingling
    We caught you lyin
    Monique Yingling
    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)...'unlimited wealth'" - Mystic

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    More Chuck Berry inpired My Ding A Ling parody...

    When I was a silly Scientologist
    Believing in that Tomato Botanist
    I didn't know the fortune I gave to that Clear Planet thing
    Was spent hiring attorneys like Monique Yingling

    Monique Yingling Monique Yingling
    We caught you lyin
    Monique Yingling
    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)...'unlimited wealth'" - Mystic

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    Jeh-sus, Mary and Joseph...this made me want to throw up...so stupid!



    Raise your daughter to be a robot.

    Protect her from the GOOD of the World - GET HER INTO CULTS

    Don't stop with the NOI CULT - but "double dip" her and get her into the Scientology CULT too!

    And then dress her in Sou Chef meets Sea Org Admiral meets Burka shit.
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    S.T.U.P.I.D -
    "Admiral""I will be in comm""We will meet again later"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knows View Post


    S.T.U.P.I.D -
    "Admiral""I will be in comm""We will meet again later"
    yah, it's too bad and sad, those still in the Sea Org didn't get the memo from Steve "Sarge" (and Hubbard) that said Hubbard wasn't coming back as depicted in Marty's book Warriors as well as the film Going Clear by Lawrence Wright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knows View Post
    Jeh-sus, Mary and Joseph...this made me want to throw up...so stupid!



    Raise your daughter to be a robot.

    Protect her from the GOOD of the World - GET HER INTO CULTS

    Don't stop with the NOI CULT - but "double dip" her and get her into the Scientology CULT too!

    And then dress her in Sou Chef meets Sea Org Admiral meets Burka shit.
    Well...if you think that's stupid...



    Now here's Louis Farrakhan admiring said painting...but no pics of Ron...hmmmmmmm...

    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)...'unlimited wealth'" - Mystic

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    Quote Originally Posted by guanoloco View Post
    Well...if you think that's stupid...



    Now here's Louis Farrakhan admiring said painting...but no pics of Ron...hmmmmmmm...

    Not only Stupid. Creepy & Scary!

    I have a huge MU on something. . .

    The NOI person in the middle. Is that a woman who progressed so far up the bridge she regained her ability to grow a beard?

    And the other chick with the Markabian train conductor's hat--WTF is happening with her hand? Is that supposed to be snapping fingers to the Space Jazz album or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by guanoloco View Post


    Sung to the tune of "My Ding-a-ling" by Chuck Berry.

    Monique Yingling
    Monique Yingling
    We caught you lyin
    Monique Yingling
    Quote Originally Posted by guanoloco View Post
    More Chuck Berry inpired My Ding A Ling parody...

    When I was a silly Scientologist
    Believing in that Tomato Botanist
    I didn't know the fortune I gave to that Clear Planet thing
    Was spent hiring attorneys like Monique Yingling

    Monique Yingling Monique Yingling
    We caught you lyin
    Monique Yingling



    Luv it!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Knows View Post
    Jeh-sus, Mary and Joseph...this made me want to throw up...so stupid!



    Raise your daughter to be a robot.

    Protect her from the GOOD of the World - GET HER INTO CULTS

    Don't stop with the NOI CULT - but "double dip" her and get her into the Scientology CULT too!

    And then dress her in Sou Chef meets Sea Org Admiral meets Burka shit.

    OMG

    When reality surpasses fiction!


    Seriously do they recruit radicalist with those pics ???? I can't get those creepy pics attracts women

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    Seriously this is the first time I've seen these NOI outfits and I think they're COS inspired.

    Creepy?

    Yes!

    Scary?

    Yes!

    Freaky?

    Yes!

    Stupid?

    Can there be any question?
    "Religion is free; Scientology is neither."

    "If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face forever." - George Orwell, 1984

    "L. Ron Hubbard is the cult leader for the crime that is Scientology." - Cleverbot

    "And while we're at it I might as well toss this in for a good laugh. We were doing a lot of "research" on Rockslams at that time and one of the Hubbard thing's rockslamming items was...(oh you're going to love this)...'unlimited wealth'" - Mystic

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