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    Default Re: Top 100 Stupid "STABLE DATUMS" in Scientology

    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post

    Cross-posted from another thread discussing Dr. Hubbard's infallible scripture about "speed of particle flow" and "power".


    If "Speed of Particle Flow Alone Determines Power", then why is the world's #1 speediest animal on the list of endangered species the past 50 years--almost nearing extinction?!

    Scientologists are not yet able to move their bodies quite that fast; nonetheless, they have been extraordinarily successful at making other items dive downwards at breathtaking speeds--such as their membership statistics.

    I've known of a $cientologist who was a true believer of ''speed of particules'' and ''randomity'' both, in his mind, determines power.

    A decades later..after he had gone through his traumatising experiences within the cult...he could barely spend an hour still, was unable to relax and put his mind to calm down...He needed to create, a lot of randomity...It seems one of the most difficult task for him to just be quiet and still a few minutes..he had to learn it, with help of dear ones. A long process though for such a simple basic thing humans are supposed to be able to do for resting a little. I too had a long time like that!

    Lotus cult:

    ''speed of particule flow alone determine stupidity ''

    The average turtle "runs" about 3 to 4 miles per hour. They walk at a rate of a little over 1 mile per hour. Turtles lives long life !

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    Default Top 100 Stupid PROMO PIECES in Scientology


    Re-posted from Mike Rinder's THURSDAY BLOG, which always has an entertaining and funny mix of of flamboyantly "uptone" and "winning" Scn promo pieces that are truly cringeworthy.

    Mike's comments introducing each always highlights the absurd irony of delusional OT losers pretending to be saving "this planet".

    There are so many funny and ironic ones to chose from each week, but here's an example in today's postings.


    400,000 miles

    Do they think it’s cute to say miles instead of dollars? Like it doesn’t sound crass or something? And just so you guys know, $400Gs isn’t even 5% of what you need.

    One of the things that struck me about Scientologists using the thinly veiled code words like "miles" to hide the actual nature of their transactions (rather than "Give us 500 thousand dollars sucker!!") is this; the only other businesses that advertise with such blatant subterfuge are low-life predatory scammers out to take all your money--without the slightest twinge of conscience about what happens to you after that, such as:

    * DRUG DEALERS: They speak/write in code language, attempting to throw off law enforcement, using the term "roses" for amphetamines. Example: A DEA-tapped phone call where the Drug Dealer calls up his Supplier and orders "...a kilo of roses".

    * WHORES: They also advertise in newspapers and online throughout the USA, using the super-secret code word roses instead of dollars--in the sadly mistaken belief that law enforcement can't bust them because they didn't say the word 'dollars' when asking for the John's money. ("Hey, I only asked him to bring me 200 roses, because I am a romantic kind of (girl/pimp)!"

    Scientology products & promo fit right in with their fellow "humanitarians" (above)--who are likewise pedaling DELUSION (drug-induced vs. the delusion of being a god-like OT); and soliciting folks' hard-earned money to get royally FUCKED (by whores or by "going up the Bridge to Total Freedom").

    At least with drug dealers and hookers, you get a product for your money-- instead of a "completion certificate" that merely claims you got a product! LOL
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