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    But, but, but ... Who won the previous years HH?

    I want to see a winners list!

    Is this a genuine competition or wot?





    LOL, of course this is a genuine competition!

    We just are very mindful of security issues and thus maintain the ANNUAL WINNER DATA uplines at ESMB International Headquarters (aboard an ever-moving underwater submarine), where it cannot fall into the hands of our enemies.

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    What are the prizes given to winners
    Who are the members of the jury please ?????

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    Yeah. How many Ding points do we get?
    My Momma said, to get things done, you better not mess with Major Tom.

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    I reviewed last year's.

    I predicted President Trump (shame on me).

    Xenu got out and is in the attic; plotting revenge. (The wife thinks it's just a possum but hey!!!...it's my universe; don't butt in!)

    And I think someone DID read DMSMH.

    So...bully for me!





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    Quote Originally Posted by lotus View Post
    What are the prizes given to winners
    Who are the members of the jury please ?????


    I am happy someone asked that!

    Well, we still have 13 more days to close out 2016, so we need to pick the jury members carefully. I would be very pleased if you and ITYIWT and any other qualified terminals do the judging for the following category:



    2016 KNOWING HOW TO KNOW
    SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTION

    GRAND PRIZE

    I am not at liberty to say yet what the Grand Prize will be, but let me just state that I guarantee it will be huge and very possibly orders of magnitude beyond your wildest dreams.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    I am not at liberty to say yet what the Grand Prize will be, but let me just state that I guarantee it will be huge and very possibly orders of magnitude beyond your wildest dreams.
    Will it be...

    ....a "major award"?

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    Well, lets see.

    In the past, Tom Cruise failed to get Will Smith into the Cult.

    Tom failed to get David Beckham into the Cult...

    Tom failed to get Jamie Fox into the Cult.... ( in fact Jamie ran off with his ex-wife )

    ( There are rumors that Katie and Suri caught Tom Cruise and one of the Beckhams in bed together...the rumors don't say which one...so that wasn't good either. )

    So....prediction for 2017?

    Tom will continue to fail to get anyone into the Cult.....though he will try.

    Tom will be sent to the Hole...at Int Base. He will be made to stand in a trash can....and clean the bathroom floors with a tooth brush. He will have a sign hung around his neck that reads: Kick me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    I am happy someone asked that!

    Well, we still have 13 more days to close out 2016, so we need to pick the jury members carefully. I would be very pleased if you and ITYIWT and any other qualified terminals do the judging for the following category:


    Oh!

    well, since you really really really insist to have bitter apostates members of the jury, I will be so honored to participate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    2016 KNOWING HOW TO KNOW
    SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTION

    GRAND PRIZE

    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
    I am not at liberty to say yet what the Grand Prize will be, but let me just state that I guarantee it will be huge and very possibly orders of magnitude beyond your wildest dreams.
    Are you aware how this may be painful for a woman ..the waiting...the unknowingness...
    I have something specific in my mind.. beyond my wildest dreams..
    but I don't believe you'll make it happen
    LOL

    Anyhow, I'll stay tuned, since grand prize info will be provided to the winner in due time

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    Hoaxie, I need your 2017 predictions for my in friend.

    Last year I think you predicted a UTR situation. Well, he recently tossed out the Basics but appears to be hanging on to Battlefield Earth? What the fuck?

    Also I recently asked him "who the fuck is this Leah chick?" (I don't own a television but have some guilty pleasures involving tabloids in the checkout lane). He seemed genuinely interested in the entheta I was putting on his lines. I'm extremely confused.
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    Default Re: 2017 SCIENTOLOGY PREDICTIONS -- You heard it here first!

    Quote Originally Posted by I told you I was trouble View Post



    But, but, but ... Who won the previous years HH?

    I want to see a winners list!

    Is this a genuine competition or wot?





    Quote Originally Posted by HelluvaHoax! View Post
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    LOL, of course this is a genuine competition!

    We just are very mindful of security issues and thus maintain the ANNUAL WINNER DATA uplines at ESMB International Headquarters (aboard an ever-moving underwater submarine), where it cannot fall into the hands of our enemies.
    ^^^^^^^

    ITYIWT, I think this response you got was a polite way of saying "You don't have the F---ing rank to ask those questions!"

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