I predict Scientology will set up a new front group called atheists friends of the God LRH and thus expansion of Scientology will expand twice as fast and much as the world premiere released by SUMP in the 3rd quarter of 2016.
Oh crap, Wait a minute I haven't received the hoax contract required to enter this game so I am canceling it within the 3 minute rule.
Also, if the prize is going to be OTXV I do NOT want to win.
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I predict that Billy Blowdown publicly rejects all things scientology in his bestselling book, and downloadable e-book. I further predict that Hoax posts a poem called Ode to Billy. Following that, a blogger writes that Mr. Blowdown is a hack, a hater, and a cult leader.
I predict that Davie's New Years speech will be very awkward and "I am a Scientologist" will no longer be used as a pickup line in bars.
From the 2017 Newzroom:
DM and Tom finally get married.
Tom goes around pitching a movie about this romance of the century. It could be titled Just My Size or maybe Peanuts.
Trump nominates DM for Secretary of Flakez and Nutz.
Putin awards DM the Heavy Metal; declares him “my kind of guy”. Photo op follows with Davie, Tom and Vlad. No one has to wear lifters.
Trump meets with Xenu; tweets 'huge. he's my kind of guy'.
DM announces the release of Basic Basics; “it really gets to Source”.
No one actually reads DMSMH in 2017. However, it is a contender for Doorstop of the Year.
"Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." –Mark Twain
"Religion and theology must not be confounded. Religion is not doctrine, but a new birth." - R. Falckenberg History of Modern Philosophy (on German mysticism).
! LOL !
That's freakin' hilarious and probably deserves an entire thread:
"TOP SCN PICKUP LINESI'd like to add one to the list. . .
NO LONGER USED IN BARS"
Hi, I noticed you have a downtone BT lurking around
your vagina. Whadya say we head back to my
place where I can give you a touch assist?
Scientology literally saved my life! Without Ron's books I would have frozen to death!!! (see avatar)
Scientology in one word? HelluvaHoax!
I never felt as free as when I freed myself from "Total Freedom".
For offended Scientologists reading this blasphemy about L. Ron Hubbard---my apologies for talking about real life without lying to you, like Scientology, with goo-goo theta-talk. I know you don't have a floating needle right now. You're not supposed to.
My prediction is:
Leah Remini and Karen Delac already booked 2 nice expensive suites in one of the most beautifull hotel in LA
(the dates and place are secret)
After a superb delicious dinner with sea food and crème chantilly, they encounter in the lobby to go together spend the evening at the beautiful spa..almost hitting the sky of LA, providing with a spectacular stellar panoramic view of LA..
They drans the best of the best champagne..a littl bit too much though..and feel so powerful..nothing could even trouble their sens powerful thetans...
So they call the elevator...enter in..and push the ''direct to the 26th floor'' button
Oh..but but but..leah just let dropped a diamond earing on the floor..the both lean over to find and pick up the earing
and just before the door close, a nice little boy comes in...and pick it up.. Phew!
The door close..elevator to go strait to 26th floor
They all get up joyfullin amotion to express thankfulness....
but suddenly..OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH they all get astonished...the kid gasping for breath and sweating like a pig
Now my little kids..you all know Who is the little boy?????
Yes...he his stucked with Leah Remini and Karen Delac...his bodyguard was left in the bar....he is in for a nice trip up to the 26th floor...
(like an entrapped prisonneer in the elevator cage...leah standing up in front of the emergency pannel...and Karen look into his frantic eyes and gently says: ''I am not auditing you'' )
The body guard waiting in the lobby for the little pope..is expecting him to come back soon...there he is back!
(weirdo sadistic fabulations in my mind...lol)
We will never know what will happens..but after that day..scientologists would never say again "" He he\she has balls'' they would say '' Wow..she\he has boops''
and a new book will be published by Leah Remini : A novel : Entrapped in the
holeelevator : COB admissions
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