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    A wog walks into a bar and sees three men, a Somali, and Egyptian and a Scientologist. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"
    The Somali responds with "What's eating?"
    The Egyptian responds "What's meat?"
    The Scientologist responds "What's an opinion?"

    Thanks to Larry Wright for relating a Saudi joke that I edited slightly - the third person being a Saudi.

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    I just finished " Inside Jihad " by a medical doctor who was a former member of a radical Islamic group.

    Chilling read.

    The West is being busy being tolerant & politically correct. The radical Islamic groups seek death to infidels - us !

    Added : I recently heard that at some college the scale was removed from the gym locker room because it MIGHT be a trigger for some one ! ( I did not make that up ! )
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimsey Borogrove View Post

    A wog walks into a bar and sees three men, a Somali, and Egyptian and a Scientologist. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"
    The Somali responds with "What's eating?"
    The Egyptian responds "What's meat?"
    The Scientologist responds "What's an opinion?"

    This joke would work with 3 Scientologists and a wog.



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    "Religion and theology must not be confounded. Religion is not doctrine, but a new birth." - R. Falckenberg History of Modern Philosophy (on German mysticism).

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    So the modified joke goes like this: (you can see I have weighty things on my reactive mind)

    A wog walks into a bar and sees three 'born-in' Scientologists. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"

    The first Scn. responds "What's meat?"

    The second Scn. responds "What's eating?"

    The third Scn. responds "What's an opinion?"


    "Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." –Mark Twain

    "Religion and theology must not be confounded. Religion is not doctrine, but a new birth." - R. Falckenberg History of Modern Philosophy (on German mysticism).

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.Bullbait View Post
    So the modified joke goes like this: (you can see I have weighty things on my reactive mind)

    A wog walks into a bar and sees three Scientologists, an RPFer, a SO staff member, and Tom Cruise. He asks them: "What is your opinion on eating meat?"

    The RPFer responds with "what's eating?"

    The S0 staff member responds "What's meat?"

    Tom Cruise responds "What's an opinion?"


    If you are going to tweak the joke, lets slather some R on it, and make it even funnier. See revision above. Mimsey

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimsey Borogrove View Post
    If you are going to tweak the joke, lets slather some R on it, and make it even funnier. See revision above. Mimsey
    I like, particularly the slathering of some Ron.




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    "Religion and theology must not be confounded. Religion is not doctrine, but a new birth." - R. Falckenberg History of Modern Philosophy (on German mysticism).

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    scn has become a joke - in & of itself !
    " You can't focus on anything without attracting more of it "

    "Contradictory beliefs cancel your energy because you have a built in mental conflict between the validity of one belief, expressing itself only at the direct expense of another belief".
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    ..

    A wog walks into a bar, orders a beer and is immediately approached by 2 Scientologists.

    The Scientologists try to disseminate to him by indicating his ruin is alcohol--and that Scientology can handle that.

    Obnosing that Ron's dissem tech is not working, the 2nd Scientologist begins writing KRs on both the wog and the 1st Scientologist for squirreling the tech and hanging out in bars.
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    Two scientologists walk into a bar.
    Each time I spot hypocrisy, it turns around and points at me.

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    "Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company." –Mark Twain

    "Religion and theology must not be confounded. Religion is not doctrine, but a new birth." - R. Falckenberg History of Modern Philosophy (on German mysticism).

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