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    a scio walks in a bar & asks for a drink. gets it.

    As he gulps it barkeep slaps bill on bar.

    scio asks " Aren't spirits free " ?

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    SO member struts into bar in full faux navy-ish uniform, pounds bar & demands a drink.

    Barkeep says " Sorry, we don't serve minors here ".

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    Added : " serve " after it was kindly pointed out I was making no sense with my post - LOL !
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
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    SO member struts into bar in full faux navy-ish uniform, pounds bar & demands a drink.

    Barkeep says " Sorry, we don't minors here ".

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.Bullbait View Post
    Kids in the SO that hold posts with big titles, like IJC, Dir I & R FSSO . . . . etc etc etc

    Didn't you ever have some SO Kid ( with no real life experience or education ) trying to " handle" you with what you "ought" to be doing ?
    " You can't focus on anything without attracting more of it "

    "Contradictory beliefs cancel your energy because you have a built in mental conflict between the validity of one belief, expressing itself only at the direct expense of another belief".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    Kids in the SO that hold posts with big titles, like IJC, Dir I & R FSSO . . . . etc etc etc

    Didn't you ever have some SO Kid ( with no real life experience or education ) trying to " handle" you with what you "ought" to be doing ?
    So... maybe you meant to say "we don't serve minors here"?

    Ya, I know the feeling when you have to deal with a kid in a Big Boy suit.

    Back in the day, I had to deal with CMO types. That was when the old boy was still kicking around.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Gizmo View Post
    Kids in the SO that hold posts with big titles, like IJC, Dir I & R FSSO . . . . etc etc etc

    Didn't you ever have some SO Kid ( with no real life experience or education ) trying to " handle" you with what you "ought" to be doing ?
    According to Steve Bisbey (St Hill C/S at one time), the ethics officer at St Hill in the 1980s was a 14 year old boy. He said that the rationale for it was that you weren't allowed to serve in an ethics capacity if you had "crimes" (so they chose people who hadn't done anything much wrong because, being very young, they hadn't done anything much).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat's Squirrel View Post
    According to Steve Bisbey (St Hill C/S at one time), the ethics officer at St Hill in the 1980s was a 14 year old boy. He said that the rationale for it was that you weren't allowed to serve in an ethics capacity if you had "crimes" (so they chose people who hadn't done anything much wrong because, being very young, they hadn't done anything much).

    Just what old Doc Hubbard thought was the perfect Scientologist: a naive kid.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Cat's Squirrel View Post
    According to Steve Bisbey (St Hill C/S at one time), the ethics officer at St Hill in the 1980s was a 14 year old boy. He said that the rationale for it was that you weren't allowed to serve in an ethics capacity if you had "crimes" (so they chose people who hadn't done anything much wrong because, being very young, they hadn't done anything much).
    Yeah, I had some ethics handlings by kids that were - I swear - were about the age to doodle on the paper in front of 'em while we talked !

    One advantage, as an adult, to have a kid as an ethics person was it was so damned easy to pull the wool over their innocent eyes.

    At one point - mid 80's - I'd heard the IJC was about 14.

    Perhaps the Co$ would be better off if kids really did run it - they certainly couldn't make the nightmare mess any worse than the little man has !
    " You can't focus on anything without attracting more of it "

    "Contradictory beliefs cancel your energy because you have a built in mental conflict between the validity of one belief, expressing itself only at the direct expense of another belief".
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    On the subject of naivety, after taking the ruin test at the start of my sojourn in Scientology, I was told I was too skeptical. That was one of the deadly sins.

    Saw this posting recently:

    This is a short list of the kinds of problems
    we solve daily with Spiritual Rescue Technology:

    Unable to look for work
    Lifelong feeling of inferiority
    Unable to handle money
    Fear of meeting new people
    Compulsively saying/doing things you regret
    Fear of the opposite sex
    Being a victim
    Being skeptical
    Fear of talking to new people
    Unable to study certain subjects
    Troubled by degraded thoughts
    Unable to create
    Unexpected personality shifts
    Skin feels like it is burning
    Body problems not responding to treatment
    Allergic Reactions
    Voices in your head
    Inconsolable grief
    and many, many more…


    Learn how to solve these problems for yourself and others:
    Being skeptical is still a sin if you want to be a true believer, I guess.



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    Two Scientologists walks into a bar. A third gives them both a contact assist, then makes them word-clear the bulletin on mutual out-ruds.

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    Two Scientologists are chatting in a bar about Scientology. A wog comes up and asks "What is this thing called Scientology?" "Well, I'll show you", says one of the Scientologists. "Give me that wallet. THANK YOU! Give me that wallet. THANK YOU! Give me that wallet. THANK YOU!!!"

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