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    Back to more Stupid from L Ron Hubbard...
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    So then why does The CHURCH of Scientology CHARGE a shit ton of money to its "PARISHIONER'S" for the information that was OURS in the first place....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Knows View Post
    Back to more Stupid from L Ron Hubbard...
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    So then why does Scientology CHARGE a shit ton of money people for the information that was OURS in the first place....

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    ANSWER: Scientology '...charges a shit ton of money for the information' because Dr. Hubbard states that beings who don't pay exorbitant sums for "priceless" technology become a "criminal". Poe's Law invoked here; yes, he actually said that. lol

    HELPFUL EXPLANATORY NOTES:

    -- Originally (1953) Dr. Hubbard emphatically stated that "The work was free, keep it so!" in The Factors. Ergo, at that time, it was quite laudatory and usual to audit others for free in order to quickly and easily relieve them of their eyeglasses, arthritis, leukemia or cancer.

    -- Later, his wholetrack research made a startling discovery that "An OT works best with other OTs vast sums of tax-free, laundered money!"
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    "THE INFORMATION WAS YOURS IN THE FIRST PLACE" (Part 2):


    That is the original verbatim R-Factor that Dr. Hubbard gave to the teacher Dr. Berner (and others) whom he ruthlessly stole the "study tech" from.

    The full r-factor was: "The information was yours in the first place, but now, unless you want to DIAWOF*, it's mine!"


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    ANSWER: Scientology '...charges a shit ton of money for the information' because Dr. Hubbard states that beings who don't pay exorbitant sums for "priceless" technology become a "criminal". Poe's Law invoked here; yes, he actually said that. lol

    HELPFUL EXPLANATORY NOTES:
    -- Originally (1953) Dr. Hubbard emphatically stated that "The work was free, keep it so!" in The Factors. Ergo, at that time, it was quite laudatory and usual to audit others for free in order to quickly and easily relieve them of their eyeglasses, arthritis, leukemia or cancer.

    -- Later, his wholetrack research made a startling discovery that "An OT works best with other OTs vast sums of tax-free, laundered money!"
    Multiple confusing answers will be found in L Ron Hubbards

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    Chaos, Confusion and Commotion TECH - created by "SOURCE"

    Wait....according to L Ron Hubbard....

    he was not "SOURCE"







    he was SAUCED!

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    The first time I arrived and the moment of the implant To Forget was dated at 43,891,832,611,177 years, 344 days, 10 hours, 20 minutes and 40 seconds from 10:02 PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963. The second series was dated to the moment of the implant To Forget as 42,681,459,477,315 years, 132 days, 18 hours, 20 minutes and 15 seconds from 11:02 PM Daylight Greenwich Time May 9, 1963.


    There are no earlier such implants. There are no later such implants.

    Yes, and there is no such thing as Daylight Greenwich Time either!
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    Quote Originally Posted by strativarius View Post
    Yes, and there is no such thing as Daylight Greenwich Time either!
    No defense of Hubbard intended, but according to this wikipedia disambiguation page, it's a rare synonym for British Summer Time.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDT

    I'm guessing he used it 'cause it sounds more impressive and he was trying to baffle us with bullshit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pineapple View Post
    No defense of Hubbard intended, but according to this wikipedia disambiguation page, it's a rare synonym for British Summer Time.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GDT

    I'm guessing he used it 'cause it sounds more impressive and he was trying to baffle us with bullshit.
    In a way this serves to demonstrate his hubris and utter contempt for his readers. There certainly is something called Daylight Saving Time (or BST - British Summer Time) of which he may have been vaguely aware.
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