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    I walked into the EPF classroom and saw the new, large photo portrait of LRH hanging on the wall. The Founder was smiling lugubriously, his eyes were telegraphing "I want to screw you" to everyone.

    At first I thought that it was my imagination running wild. But then I noticed that my EPF peers, especially the young girls, were feeling very uncomfortable.

    "Some men would screw anything that moves," I said without mentioning LRH by name. The guys smiled, but the girls shooshed.

    The portrait didn't stay for too long, next day it was replaced with the old one.

    Have you seen a funny LRH photo?
    LRH era un maricon miserable que tuvo el esposo, tal Xenu. LRH quise sentir la picha grande de Xenu adentro de su culo grososo i su boca maloliente. Antes de acto sexual, Xenu estaba gritando -- ! Voy a chingar mi retardo mental!

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    Here is Ron researching the Oat Tea Levels. He just finished his L's and he thinks he is sexy.



    SEXY Oat Tea Ate - L Ron Hubbard - a victim of his own design.



    Here is a photo of the REAL L Ron Hubbard - a "LOW TONER"




    Here is L Ron Hubbard - after he finished writing "The Way To Happiness" precept - "BRUSH YOUR TEETH". L Ron was speaking from experience - he actually cognited this new realization billions of people would appreciate - after his teeth turned BLACK.



    Here is L Ron Hubbard applying his TECH - hiding from the laws of the land - the last 15 years of his life....popping pinks and greys.....disguising himself from process servers looking to lock him up for FRAUD and tax evasion.



    I pulled this photo from L Ron Hubbard's REAL Biography - RON THE NUT!



    Here is Ron ^^^ auditing a Tomato. He said he "cleared the tomato" and the next thing you know - he was drinking a little glass of tomato juice.

    I would like to indicate some BPC for those of you who can relate to the tomato. LOL
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    I remember being in the courseroom and reading an HCOPL where Hubbard was telling staff members to get daily exercise. I looked up at the photo on the wall of Hubbard in a sleeveless sweater and looking like he needed to lose a lot of weight.

    I almost had a critical thought but I managed to suppress it and the course supervisor didn't notice.

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    Rockin' Ron!

    (Everybody there looks like they have a hemorrhoid.)



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    Quote Originally Posted by F.Bullbait View Post
    Rockin' Ron!

    (Everybody there looks like they have a hemorrhoid.)



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    No, no. That's Ron's "Tone 40" look.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AngeloV View Post
    No, no. That's Ron's "Tone 40" look.
    Oh, it's a tone scale demonstration. Ron at tone 40, the guy on his right at "fear", the one on the left at "hiding", etc, etc. The ones in shot are the lower tone scale. The upper tones were demonstrated by another group just out of the shot (with "shot" having its technical Scientology definition of "door").

    W.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AngeloV View Post
    No, no. That's Ron's "Tone 40" look.
    Ya, the ideal of Tone 40 eventually became "grumpy old man unleashed".

    I presume that's still the model that is emulated in the church.

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    Quote Originally Posted by F.Bullbait View Post
    Ya, the ideal of Tone 40 eventually became "grumpy old man unleashed".

    I presume that's still the model that is emulated in the church.

    Pure LRH!

    The tone scale was probably one big circle like everything else.

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    Hubbard - the early days...


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    Quote Originally Posted by SiriusIncident View Post
    The tone scale was probably one big circle like everything else.

    Oh, yes the theory of Tone Scale is famously circular. You go out the top as nothing and then enter the bottom as nothing (or vise versa).

    This would be looking at it from one perspective. Another perspective would be seeing it as a spiral.

    You pass through cycles of the scale on a downward or upward spiral.

    Is that enough mind fuck for today?





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